jeffschultz55's profile picture. Washington Capitals defenceman who enjoys being Mike Green's wingman, xbox, poutine & PARODY/FAKE twitter accounts (this is one).

Fake Jeff Schultz

@jeffschultz55

Washington Capitals defenceman who enjoys being Mike Green's wingman, xbox, poutine & PARODY/FAKE twitter accounts (this is one).

Oh that was the PK not the PP. #oops


Powerplay aka my time to shine!


For six years in a row now. RT @Caps_Girl: I FIGURED IT OUT! SCHULTZ IS TRYING TO WIN THE LADY BYNG


@davesteckel25 THANKS FOR PUTTING FLUFFERNUTTERS IN THE BOX! You are a gentleman and a scholar.


I did that on purpose to check my @replies.


You guys do know that goal wasn't my fault, right?


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The Oilers? Really?


Don't worry fans, I didn't break my ankles. I'm no Mike Green. #toosoon?


Just figured out the Keurig machine. Let's do this, Tim Horton's K-cup.


So THIS is where @ChimeraLife25 hides the nutella! Now I know why @alexsemin takes all those penalties.


Did you guy see me tackle Malkin? I was trying to channel my inner @davesteckel25.


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@jeffschultz55 ur the man


You guys see that assist? I'm gonna get that Plus-Minus Award yet.


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