LibrarySocks
@LibrarySocks
Mom. Librarian. Intersectional Feminist. My views are my own and do not represent my employer. Anonymous. She/Her
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“Stop crying or the librarian will yell at you!” Um, no, she won’t. Stop it. #librarylife
My dentists office was playing country music and my hygienist said oh yeah we play country on Monday’s because of oral surgery and wow what a sentence.
“NOT dishwasher safe” You’ll be ok just do your best in there
Went to kiss 12 goodbye at the bus stop (the bus stop they insist I still walk them to, btw) and they flinched back 😭 it came too soon, I’m not ready!!
At 12’s school the teachers hand out Jolly Ranchers for good behavior, and the candies are the only exception in the no food classrooms. So the children have begun purchasing and bringing in their own, because no one can PROVE they didn’t earn them.
Th portraits hanging on the wall at Texas Roadhouse look like the Who, What, Was book covers and I’m dying because no one at my table knows what I’m talking about
"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.
Sometimes I think I should have gone into AS instead of youth but I spent a good 10’minutes this morning playing flannel board with a toddler and then I walked past the adult librarian helping a patron at the printer and she looked like she was going to cry. So, +’s and -‘s.
We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad" to "Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"
The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch every video about the thing, religiously track shipping until the thing arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, and then place the thing somewhere random to forget about it for 3-60 months.
This hold just came in for me and my friend was working circulation so she hand delivered it to me 💀💀💀
Jump scared by my reflection in my car window thinking someone was in my backseat, screamed, entire staff stops to stare at me #librarylife
Just spent twenty minutes looking for my medication that was where it belonged, but that was so wildly out of character it was the last place I looked 🤦🏼♀️
Saw 12’s friend as I walked into Walgreens and I hadn’t even made it to the pharmacy counter before the group chat alerted them to a disturbance in the force (that I had been spotted in the wild)
"If you tax billionaires, you'll have no billionaires anymore." Yes, we get it, there's no bad side.
Accidentally paid off a credit card in my name last month (a sleepy misclick I didn’t notice until after the charge posted) and my husband’s credit went up 3 points and mine went DOWN 17???? What???
Yesterday a child approached the desk with a cup and asked for books about praying mantises and then proceeded to pull the corpse of said bug out of his cup in case I didn’t know what that was #librarylife
Watched Sinners last night (good flick) and it gave me nightmares not about vampires but about being pregnant with twins. I woke up in a sweat having just dreamt I was in a sonogram wailing, “but my son is 17! I’m almost DONE!”
On my fourth day of stimulants for ADHD and I’m sorry if neurotypical feels like this ALL THE TIME, how are you not getting more done? Like the third of my day that I spend shouting “GET UP!” At myself is way better used vacuuming
Overheard at the library "Where's mom?" "The bathroom" "Oh" *running footsteps* *knock knock knock* "Mommy are you in there?" I felt her pain from all the way at my desk.
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