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@LilMsLiability
Corporate attorney. MHA. Perpetually Online. Mostly tweet about my dog & hating men. #LawTwitter
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Good morning Twitter! The wedding you all have been waiting for IS HERE
The Georgia Tech mascot was sad after they turned the ball over and needed to be comforted by the Pop-tarts
The Orange Bowl: Our game features historical matchups and has decided national champions. Pop-Tarts Bowl: This pastry cheers for no team in particular. It desires to be toasted alive and feasted upon by the victor.
The Rose Bowl: Our game is rooted in tradition, prestige, and history. Pop-Tart Bowl: Watch this pastry take its clothes off. It yearns to be consumed.
Slammin Strawberry has entered the transfer portal
Imagine waking up from a coma and seeing Cherry Pop-Tart hit 6 7 in your face
ICEBlock creator sues Trump administration, alleges it pressured Apple to remove it from app store abc11.com/post/iceblock-…
If you would’ve shown me this a month ago
Sales: just need your yes on this one Legal: yes this is illegal
The Grinch dancing to “I’m a Slave 4 U” by Britney Spears.
you can't be edgy about being in love. if you're above being a cringe bozo you aren't in love
well of course. she can't read the lyrics
Daughter, editing my conference paper: “With love in my heart, I can’t believe you still do 2 spaces after each sentence.”
If you call a female reporter “piggy” and tell her to be quiet as she’s trying to ask about the Epstein files, it means you’re in the Epstein files.
Things to settle before you marry her: 1. Core values 2. Religion 3. Finances 4. How to raise the kids 5. Does her bitch ass family run a 5k thanksgiving morning
😂😂😂 need this to be the top review
writing cover letters feels soooo "ever since i was a little boy, i knew i wanted to be an administrative assistant when i grew up"
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