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Walking through the office Valentine’s Day party to the back of the kitchen to grab a can opener for my can of tuna (22g protein) with an intense sense of superiority


Breaking: Chicken breast has been cut from the team, and will be replaced by chicken thigh. Chicken thigh will also be replacing salmon in the starting lineup.


I’ll travel to Mars when they get a Four Seasons


People are going all out for Halloween this year. I just passed a guy laying down on the sidewalk dressed as a hobo


Sorry babe, I can’t go to sweet green right now. I’m interacting with push ads from Moncler.


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Paperfish $7 sakes until I can’t read or write mood

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Office catered burgers and fries while I’m on a cut. Just ordered a salad. A weaker man would have folded. I am not weak. I am strong. And I am vain. And I am still above 10% body fat. Blinded to the spoils of excess of this earth by the singular mission.


I should not be allowed to send emails while hungry


CONFIRMED: The apartment gym remains the Mecca of bad form and worse outfits


It’s late 80s New Wave today, or you’re wrong


Eating red meat and staring at the ocean. Recharging.

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10 months after moving from LA to Miami, I just saw on Instagram that it’s Coachella weekend and didn’t hear a word about it until right now. More firm confirmation that moving was the right choice.


In the mood to poop dollar someone today


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Couldn’t be more horny right now.


But your honor, she was wearing gym shark


Employee at Vale: The braised beef is $2 extra. Is that okay? Translated: Are you poor and low T?


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unfortunately for my haters i will once again be living my best life this weekend


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