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mads campbell

@martyrdison

funny girl in tech. founded @ledahealthco. wannabe florist 💐

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i’m giving up on tech to become a florist 🌸

martyrdison's tweet image. i’m giving up on tech to become a florist 🌸

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We live in a world of artificial everything. Diane Keaton was everything but artificial. Part of why losing Diane Keaton is hitting me so hard is because she was so original. She was so authentic. She thought for herself. An algorithm could never solve or satisfy Keaton’s taste.

CinemaTweets1's tweet image. We live in a world of artificial everything. Diane Keaton was everything but artificial. Part of why losing Diane Keaton is hitting me so hard is because she was so original. She was so authentic. She thought for herself. An algorithm could never solve or satisfy Keaton’s taste.
CinemaTweets1's tweet image. We live in a world of artificial everything. Diane Keaton was everything but artificial. Part of why losing Diane Keaton is hitting me so hard is because she was so original. She was so authentic. She thought for herself. An algorithm could never solve or satisfy Keaton’s taste.
CinemaTweets1's tweet image. We live in a world of artificial everything. Diane Keaton was everything but artificial. Part of why losing Diane Keaton is hitting me so hard is because she was so original. She was so authentic. She thought for herself. An algorithm could never solve or satisfy Keaton’s taste.
CinemaTweets1's tweet image. We live in a world of artificial everything. Diane Keaton was everything but artificial. Part of why losing Diane Keaton is hitting me so hard is because she was so original. She was so authentic. She thought for herself. An algorithm could never solve or satisfy Keaton’s taste.

parallel play is what i miss most about being in love what is parallel play? it’s that quiet kind of togetherness sitting next to each other working, eating in silence, trading little grunts or glances, no pressure to perform just the comfort of someone existing beside you…


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lowkey don't trust divorcees. you're telling me you stood in front of your whole family, in front of God, and promised to be with this person until death do you part, and then you didn't? sounds like you don't really know what you're doing here


i can’t wait for humanoid robots so i never have to change a duvet cover again in my life


builders feel weird when they’re not building like artists when they’re not creating ignore it and it becomes sickness depression, anxiety, restless nights “get back to building,” your conscience says ignore it long enough and you might die


good excuse to continue to do absolutley no exercising

Women who exercise vigorously >5 hours weekly are >30% less likely to conceive vs. those who do ZERO exercise (controlling for BMI etc). Women who exercise most days have >3 times as many fertility issues & high intensity exercise more than doubles fertility issues vs. low int.

thltd_'s tweet image. Women who exercise vigorously >5 hours weekly are >30% less likely to conceive vs. those who do ZERO exercise (controlling for BMI etc). Women who exercise most days have >3 times as many fertility issues & high intensity exercise more than doubles fertility issues vs. low int.


the exchange rate for women cumming versus men isn’t equal it never was it’s like trading mexican pesos for pounds


women have 3 instagram story eras: 1. truly single posting every day. cute photos. cute videos. solo adventures. “look at my cute little life.” 2. talking to someone less posting. random restaurant interiors. obscure captions. soft launch of a shadowy male wrist. 3. in a…


there’s something incredibly masculine about a 5’8 man funny in a way tall men never are, confident in a way short men can’t be he commands a room even if he can’t see over it just perfectly in between he is king


love is a strange strange thing it’s easy to find someone who fits your checklist (same beliefs, career, family plans) but love isn’t about checklists finding someone you love who also fits them almost never happens love feels weird and random and out of control, and when it…


people with different risk tolerances shouldn’t date if you’re the kind of person who risks everything (reputation, career, family) for an idea and they’re the kind of person who plans every move and gets scared of yours it won’t work long term it’ll just build resentment


dating someone who wakes up late is so cute like “i can’t hang out i have an early meeting” babe it’s at 10am


people be like “are you coming out to sf for tech week” but like isn’t every week tech week


i got this message today i can now retire

martyrdison's tweet image. i got this message today i can now retire

this is absolutley breathtakingly beautiful

Something ancient, made new. Our story begins now.



at the ren faire trying to meet my husband

martyrdison's tweet image. at the ren faire trying to meet my husband

every night i’ve woken up from a dream about work even my sleep is not safe from the grind work never stops the grind never clocks out


my toxic trait is i date people way past their expiration date just to get better material for this app


first date idea: we go through my DMs and you reply to every guy with my venmo so you don’t have to pay for dinner

first date idea: we go through each others DMs



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