HappyHOLLY🏳️🌈
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Starting over. Kids are older...time to be bolder
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I'm still the same badass I was when I was younger. Just now with heartburn and a sore knee
In case you've never heard this expression, let me enlighten you, because I'm not here to debate. There are two places I'm not going with you, and that's back and fucking forth.
Stop watering draining relationships and watch your grass turn green again.
Oh God...i love this 😍😅
My husbands dying wish was to make people think he led a double life, we had 3 blacked out land rovers follow the courtage and actors in suits and trench coats 'observe' the funeral from a distance- he was a bank manager for TSB and to this day haven't told anyone the truth
🎵 Monie Love - It's a Shame (pronounced ShAAyyyyAA aim..) has just been on the telly..it's 30 years old 😬 Anyway, I've just sang along with the whole rap bit in it (word perfect!) and i didn't even know i knew it. I feel like Eminem 😂😂
When I finish eating something, I have to show both my hands to my dog like I’m a fuckin blackjack dealer
Sometimes I want to be someone else. Someone who doesn’t intensely feel every goddamn thing.
Remove anyone who doesn’t spark your joy
This does nee to happen...a pre - coffee if you will ✊
Fucking exhausted...coffee while waiting for the coffee to coffee needs to be a thing. I don’t even care if that makes sense; it’s twitter ffs. Oh yeah, happy Friday or whatever.
Listen, i promise, we will laugh like fuck walking up the road...but, i am not dressing up as a Cow and being fucked by a Pig ....
My ideal relationship: In the street: 🤪😜 In the sheets: 🐮 🐷
and maybe true happiness is when we're happy with ourselves..
Do you get sad on the days that you miss them, or do you miss them on the days that you’re sad?
I can handle Gen Z making fun of my side part, my skinny jeans, and my emojis, but if they mess with my yoga pants, it’s war.
Apparently skinny jeans are now out of fashion and bootcut and flared jeans are making a comeback, so now the next generations get to experience the jeans wearing issues we had back in the 90s.
One minute you're young and then the next minute you're furious that the supermarket has changed its layout.
Humor is the emotional duct tape that holds me together
fuck everything, i just wanna laugh and be silly and be free.
5 for me but I'm wondering how some of these people get any sleep?! 13...are you ok??
My ideal relationship: In the street: 🤪😜 In the sheets: 🐮 🐷
The kids Dad is coming back to stay for a couple of weeks and I'm sure it will all be fine 😬😅
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