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I like walking around the house naked.... the neighbors think I should do it IN the house
The only thing I've ever made from scratch was dandruff.
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First I ate some cheese. Then I ate a piece of turkey. I followed it with some bread. It's like I have forgotten how sandwiches work.
The cashier seemed very grateful that I bagged my own groceries. Until I unbagged them and said "And that's how I want you to do it."
I haven't heard anything about the murder clowns in a while. Did it just suddenly end? Is it because one of them became president?
Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.
[first date] HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs? ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?
I have sensitive teeth. . And I'm afraid I'll say something that will hurt their fillings.
I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
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