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Louis Gordon

@LouisSeattle

Yurt dweller. Pinball champion wannabe. Nordic Tug captain. Storage @redhat @inktank

X needs a “seen this a million times before” button.


Biden Trump II reminds me of Holyfield Tyson II. Remember how that ended?


Can LeBron play QB?


If @cocainebear doesn’t win all of the academy awards the system is flawed.


Russians are cheating at Wordle in great numbers!


A U2 concert is like the Shawshank Redemption If I stumble upon it on TV I’m gonna watch it.


If I ever become a male supermodel and they ask me to pose for a picture with the big yellow snake I’m not doing it. Just sayin.


LinkedIn will you stop telling me 54 people looked at my profile but then when I login there’s like 4. I’ve been on your platform for 20 years and I’m on to your games.


It’s a law of the universe that if a driveway has a Saab in it there will be two.


Can someone teach #tigerwoods how to download the Uber app.


Do I need to tell Daft Punk fans that The Rolling Stones retired 13 times.


Add options trading to the list of things everyone on Twitter is an expert in.


Bringing in the New Year with some pretty good rye. #gobourbon #rye

LouisSeattle's tweet image. Bringing in the New Year with some pretty good rye. #gobourbon #rye

I’ve never answered a Twitter poll honestly.


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@bizcarson saw your write up on bungalow. @livebungalow is defaulting and defrauding over 900 properties and lease payments in seattle. bungalowsucks.com


I miss dot matrix printers.

LouisSeattle's tweet image. I miss dot matrix printers.

If I was in a Gartner quadrant I’d definitely be in the lower left.


Anyone who sets an alarm on Sunday deserves to “lose” an hour of sleep.


Pro tip for any idiot contemplating buying $100 hand sanitizer. Buy some rubbing alcohol and pour it on your hands.


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