Luke Field
@LukeRobot
Former CollegeHumor writer, current unemployed devil worshipper
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"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" "No, I kiss my mother with this mouth." [lifts shirt to reveal 2nd mouth in the middle of chest]
I have no job, applied to over 200 jobs since January and haven’t had a single interview. It feels pretty bleak. But one thing I have is a GREAT credit score. What can that do for me? Any money people who know shit can advise me?
Check out my SERIOUS true crime podcast with #BigMoneyPlayers and @iHeartRadio! In this week’s episode Bo Brimley investigates her husband’s disappearance, and gets disrespected by Dhruv Uday Singh and @LukeRobot. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too…
Get your tear ducts ready!💦 Our newest episode ("Don't Cry") is now out on @dropout! Watch @LukeRobot, Jess Ross, and @rekhalshankar try to keep their emotions in check against @samreich's devious plans! 😭 dropout.tv/videos/don-t-c…
#thrilledtoannounce my #screenwriting #writingcareer is taking off thanks to new glasses #hireme #WritingCommunity #Writers #glasses #oscars
Live in LA and disgusted with the waging war on unhoused Angelenos? Get creative and write an email demanding @MitchOFarrell resignation. Here’s a free epithet you can call him: Scum Toad #echoparkriseup
What is we all emailed Mitch O'Farrell and his colleagues and asked him to resign? #ResignMitch bit.ly/emailmof
Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CJsMaQ4pwwD/…
I love movies! And I believe in their potential, not just for entertainment, but for personal revelations, healing and growth. And in a year that seemed stalled from the get-go, I feel I was still able to experience a lot through them (5/5). #FilmDiscoveriesof2020
In reality, while 500 films in a year seems excessive, I do think doing this was one of the major contributing factors to my mental health this year, helping me in countless ways when things felt quite bleak (4/5). #FilmDiscoveriesof2020
In fact my log of films is the only real way I can demarcate much of the past year, which managed to blend together in one giant pile of sludgy haze (3/5). #FilmDiscoveriesof2020
There is no order to them, other than perhaps the order in which I watched them during the year. It's interesting to look back at the different moments and trends I hopped on in different months (2/5). #FilmDiscoveriesof2020
The only benefit of being unemployed and quarantined this year is that I watched 500 movies - a record for me. This is part 1/5 of my #FilmDiscoveriesof2020
What’s the oldest thing in your fridge? Mine is a Gatorade from 2018
Take a listen to @iloveromcomspod this week to hear ME. I emerged from my cave
What is we all emailed Mitch O'Farrell and his colleagues and asked him to resign? #ResignMitch bit.ly/emailmof
Looking forward to the Academy Awards next year when Best Picture is awarded to the Celebrity ‘Imagine’ video
#BreonnaTaylor is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this, please quote and tweet on your own, and demand @kyoag arrest Brett Hankison, Jonathan Mattingly, and Myles Cosgrove (not just fire them).
Trying to find more ways I can show my support for this national movement. I’m unemployed and wish I could donate more money to causes I believe in. What I do have right now is an excess of time, and doing crochet… instagram.com/p/CBEDdqWpsZr/…
Any politician that still claims the police aren’t being violent towards protesters at a Police Brutality Protest are either: 1. Lying or 2. Fucking stupid Either way, they are dangerous and shouldn’t be in office. Remember their names and vote them out.
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