Matt Fortney
@MDFort
Husband, father, Gen Xer, strategist, CPA, Cub fan.
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Remember my “dog culture out of control” tweet? It got 1.5 million views. Check this out:
American spend on pets reached $186B in 2023, more than was spent on childcare. The industry is growing at 11% a year — nearly 2x pace of overall consumer spend — and is estimated to reach $260B by 2030 (with greater millenial/Gen-Z pet ownership).
This is the best horse race I have seen in weeks!
We're not sure. But we're pretty sure it helps to see where you're going during a race. 😂
Game 132 of the 2023 @TinCaps season with a playoff birth on the line! If we win, we are in! If West Michigan loses, we are in! The job by our manager Johnny Mathews has been AMAZING this year! 4-15 in April & 16 player promotions to AA and we are still in it on the final day!
Franklin Hall and the RTV Building have been lively this summer with several Media School precollege programs running: the High School Journalism Institute, the Cinema Academy, and Game Development Camp. Learn more about the programs: bit.ly/3JYDaWh
Carroll varsity volleyball also won the USMC/AVCA team academic award. Only 1 of 22 schools in Indiana. 💙🏐📚
Congrats to the more than 1,300 collegiate & HS VB teams that earned the United States Marine Corps/AVCA Team Academic Award in 2022–23. The marks an all-time record number of teams with a year-long GPA of 3.3 on a 4.0 scale/4.1 on a 5.0 scale. #WeAreAVCA avca.org/awards/team-ac…
I still believe Santa can do it.
In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.
You are one decision away from a completely different life. YOU are the only person who can CREATE that life. Commit to doing the work and showing up for yourself EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. Start right NOW!
Lean in on these opportunities. I joined at 34 was asked to join board. Later asked how do I position to become president and then started picking the brains of several past presidents. I wanted to know what they knew. Fort Wayne Chapter | 100+ financial…lnkd.in/gzfccb3X
all schwarber has done since getting cut bc the cubs didnt want to pay him $8 million is hit a billion homers, make tens of millions & pop bottles. my goddamn left fielder for life
Say it again: “It feels scary because it’s unfamiliar, not because I’m incapable.”
The Midwest Taught Me: 1. How to smell a storm 2. Dress in layers 3. Expect four seasons in an hour 4. How to drive in the snow and rain 5. Olympic level Cornhole skill 6. To tie something down to the point “it’s not going anywhere” 7. Less than a 16 hour drive? don’t fly
The elderly urge to add a “s” on the end of everything.
Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense
Happy December Solstice to all life forms on Earth. The Northern Hemisphere's longest night. The Southern Hemisphere's longest day. And for the equator, caught between, a day like any other.
30% off menu-priced items for Pi Day! 🍕 The coupon code is the circumference of a 12 in Medium (hint: round up to the nearest whole number and spell it out). Who can turn you into a mathlete?#PizzaHutCan #Mathlete #PiDay
News flash! It's not "for all intensive purposes." dictionary.com/e/s/commonly-c…
Are you ready yet, @Dylan_Fortney
Happy birthday JRR Tolkien! We're so ready for elevenses, it's our #WordOfTheDay! Take a bite out of the origin story: dictionary.com/wordoftheday/
Instagrammers, please refer to definition #1. dictionary.com/browse/bathroom
Bathrooms aren’t just bathrooms anymore. They’re Instagram backdrops. vox.com/the-goods/2019…
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