Mordechai Schmutter
@MSchmutter
Humor columnist (10 publications), author (8 books). Oh, do I have more room? I'm not experienced with twitter yet. I was worried that I'd make the bio too lon
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PARENTING HACK: If you put the end piece of the bread on the sandwich backwards, your kids won't realize it's the end piece.
I think the thing you have to scroll to get to your birth year should start from the beginning of time and move forward. Let people feel good about how far they have to scroll for a change.
Happy "Wasn't Yesterday Pesach Sheini?" Day to everyone who celebrates.
Researchers have discovered why your wife always wants to take a walk with you after the Friday night seudah
Halacha Shaylah: If a Jew doesn't keep Shabbos, is he supposed to fast tomorrow?
Joey Newcomb is the Jack Black of the frum world. In that he never needs context. You can get abducted by aliens and see Joey Newcomb running around on their spaceship with Bissli onion rings on his fingers and you'd say, "That's some classic Joey Newcomb right there."
CALL FOR HELP: For the sake of an article, what do you put behind the doors at the bottom of your seforim shrank? Do you put regular seforim there (protected from the crawling babies), do you use it for your English seforim, Hagaddos, photo albums, or what?
Dunno who said it, but it’s spot on.
Just realized Purim Katan’s on a Friday this year. I don’t know how I’m going to get everything in that day.
Me after Kiddush every week
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