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@MainMunchie
👖Four stroke gang; always feathering it. Amateur chef and handywoman. Second prize, set of steak knives. Bishop Sycamore grad ‘21 Go birds 🦅
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Here’s a tip: if you live your life badly enough, nobody will ever come to you for advice or to talk about their problems. So I got that goin for me. Which is nice.
Can’t sleep because I’m too excited to wake up and have my coffee and cigarette
washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough
Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.
In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich." A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."
Word of the Day is ‘snerdle’ (19th century): to lie warm and still beneath the covers for as long as humanly possible.
it’s important to call your friends on the phone so you can clean your house
Most annoying thing about streaming documentaries: showing you the entire fucking film before the opening credits. Why do I need a trailer for the thing I’m literally watching?
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