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Martin Findlay

@MartinFindlay3

Scottish as fuck

here's a dic pic for all yous ladys

MartinFindlay3's tweet image. here's a dic pic for all yous ladys

that should last a couple of hrs

MartinFindlay3's tweet image. that should last a couple of hrs

can't wait to get my wee puppy staffie he's only 3 weeks old anyone know of any name to call him

MartinFindlay3's tweet image. can't wait to get my wee puppy staffie he's only 3 weeks old anyone know of any name to call him

My home town Greenock Scotland now that's a view the only view I get in england is the neighbours house

MartinFindlay3's tweet image. My home town Greenock Scotland now that's a view the only view I get in england is the neighbours house

I do not follow the path that is obvious I make my own trail where people can follow


I don't know why I buy Scottish square sausage. English morning rolls are round! I have to cut the edges off to fit!


all these new apps with filters today. Young mums wearing Animal ears, crowns & angel wings! Fuck they look like their kids in the school nativity play.


you know you're paralytic when you try and blow out you're hall light on the way to bed.


I'm starting to get the hang of this with the help of my psychiatrist! It helps stimulate my brain until I'm released!


Especially my rear view mirror with a police car behind me!

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its been so long since I've had sex to impress the neighbour's. They do hear me moaning most mornings! To tell them to shut the fuck up!


just spent hours scrolling down drunk looking at all the woman's profiles. Most of you are married? This is Plenty of fish, right?


am not interested in following anyone on here I follow my own path and I leave my own trail


alright twitter twats havnt been on here for a long time ditched fb tried to ditch social media altogether then realised fuck no one talks face to face anymore the worlds full of phone zombies


ATS why I try not to drink vodka


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