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Mason Esq.

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Lawyer. Opportunist. Satirist. Navigating the Seldon Crisis.

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BREAKING: Elon Musk seen rapid-heiling to all the Bryce Mitchell fans at #ufc314


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Horrifying banger

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“Until death, all defeat is psychological”

wojakcodes's tweet image. “Until death, all defeat is psychological”

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I'd love to know who gets custody of @DavidSacks


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MARYLAND MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TERPS WIN IT!


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America's Biggest Mistake? A portion of every American's paycheck is deposited into the Social Security trust fund (OASI), which is then invested to create returns that aim to support long-term retirement payments. Since 1941, OASI has ONLY invested in US treasuries, averaging…


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Warren Buffett really sold the Apple top and stashed up $300 billion in T-bills before the worst drawdown in several years at 94 years old, goat


I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.


“Procrastination is the arrogant assumption that God owes you another opportunity to do what you had time to do.”


Stop calling these people “investors”

🚨 LATEST: Dave Portnoy launched meme coin $GREED, sold everything, crashed it 99%, then launched $GREED2, leaving investors with major losses.

Cointelegraph's tweet image. 🚨 LATEST: Dave Portnoy launched meme coin $GREED, sold everything, crashed it 99%, then launched $GREED2, leaving investors with major losses.
Cointelegraph's tweet image. 🚨 LATEST: Dave Portnoy launched meme coin $GREED, sold everything, crashed it 99%, then launched $GREED2, leaving investors with major losses.


Objectively hilarious.

LMAO, it looks like DOGE canceled the Security and Exchange Commission's Westlaw access, because Elon's team saw "Thomson Reuters" and thought it had to do with the news agency.

TheViewFromLL2's tweet image. LMAO, it looks like DOGE canceled the Security and Exchange Commission's Westlaw access, because Elon's team saw "Thomson Reuters" and thought it had to do with the news agency.


Art will withstand AI

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"Trump understands that if we don’t manufacture in America, we’re just everyone else’s b*tch." "Trump instinctively understands this in a way that the globalist elites do not. They thought outsourcing everything was great. They’re against tariffs—why would you produce in a less…



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It’s terrifying how, decades later, President Reagan’s speech has only grown more relevant with age.


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40% of our prison population is already repaying its debt to society. In return, they receive a shorter sentence and learn a skill. This program is NOT available for rapists and murderers. They will help us build roads, hospitals, and schools; they will manufacture our…



How can this be real?

Federal government-wide computer office @18F, which to this day has a transgender flag as its logo, also deleted where its employee handbook instructed employees to explain what they look like at each meeting so blind people could know if there was sufficient racial diversity.

lukerosiak's tweet image. Federal government-wide computer office @18F, which to this day has a transgender flag as its logo, also deleted where its employee handbook instructed employees to explain what they look like at each meeting so blind people could know if there was sufficient racial diversity.


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DELETED: GSA's tech arm, a far-left agency that viciously subverted Trump during his first term, surrendered after an @elonmusk deputy took over. It deleted huge swaths of code dedicated to virtue-signaling rather than mission, such as its "inclusion bot" that lectured staff.

lukerosiak's tweet image. DELETED: GSA's tech arm, a far-left agency that viciously subverted Trump during his first term, surrendered after an @elonmusk deputy took over. It deleted huge swaths of code dedicated to virtue-signaling rather than mission, such as its "inclusion bot" that lectured staff.
lukerosiak's tweet image. DELETED: GSA's tech arm, a far-left agency that viciously subverted Trump during his first term, surrendered after an @elonmusk deputy took over. It deleted huge swaths of code dedicated to virtue-signaling rather than mission, such as its "inclusion bot" that lectured staff.

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