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Trap isn’t bad. @MNightShyamalan gets a bad rap and I’m not sure why. It’s not gonna win any Oscars but I don’t think most enjoyable movies are meant to. Just suspend some disbelief and enjoy.
14 million Democrats voted for Kamala to do the job if Joe couldn’t. Then they spent weeks worrying that Joe couldn’t. Now they complain.
Just putting this here
Quick reminder that when a deranged lunatic tried to kill Paul Pelosi with a hammer, Trump joked it about repeatedly. He thought it was funny and cool.
How dare they put April Fool’s Day on Easter Monday! That’s what anti-trans idiots sound like.
Oppenheimer cleared. Dune 2 cleared. Yorgos’ next film on the way. Ari Aster’s next cast is stacked. Gosling has another hit. Monkey Man reviews went crazy. Streets saying Civil War is a masterpiece. Is that that 90s feeling I feel?
Yo, it’s my last day as a staff writer at @TheOnion. I am grateful for the opportunity that I got to learn so much and work with such talented, smart people. I am not grateful for the dork-ass herb CEO of G/O media @JimSpanfeller. Here’s a thread of headlines I wrote that I love:
I loved following the people on this app that I do/have for nearly 15 years, but it’s circling the drain and I need to wind down. I’m on the sky, the thready one, etc. Find me.
"I can't believe I had to spend $30 at the grocery store just to make bologna sandwiches. Thanks, Obama!"
Let 9/11 be a warning to the world, if you attack America, we will go to war with 3 unrelated countries
Ok this is a nerdy comment but Queen Latifah needed to pick a fucking time signature. Or not because she didn’t write it and it’s in 3/4 #SundayNightFootball
I'm concerned about Joe Biden's age. So I'm going to vote for a bigoted authoritarian rapist who's three years younger.
I know the writers are on strike but you don’t have to be a writer to see that it should very obviously be called The 3qualizer
'28 Years Later' is now the title of the threequel 🧟♂️ Alex Garland has finished the script, Danny Boyle wants to direct, and Cillian Murphy is down to return
Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr GOP: So go to college W: I can't afford $100K tuition GOP: Take out loans W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest GOP: No one forced you to go to college W: But you just said— Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY! GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut
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