Matt Fishman
@MattFishman
Former Winner of the Woodmere Middle School Science Fair
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Well, Twitter is about to implode. So….the following people are gay
Democrat Katie Hobbs defeats Republican Kari Lake in Arizona's race for governor, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/3WXhD5r
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Democrat Katie Hobbs defeats MAGA favorite Kari Lake in high-stakes race for governor in Arizona
Hobbs defeated a Republican many thought was the strongest of the pro-Trump election deniers running in swing states President Joe Biden carried in 2020.
The next season of White Lotus should take place at a location near Buffalo Niagara International Airport
So weird that Prussia existed. "We will call it Russia." "That exists." "Oh shit. Ok...uhhh Prussia?"
"You tell Don or Ron or whoever the hell they pick that I'll see them at WrestleMania! I've got the big man and I've got the belt. Biden, out."
My favorite election moment from this year was when Sarah Palin lost and she blamed ranked choice voting by basically saying "I only lost because the constituents - who I want to represent - were too dumb to understand it."
UPDATE: My dad has won a seat in Congress and he wasn’t even running. He’s scared and confused, but I’m like yo man the people love you, and he’s like I’m 71 I don’t need this shit
Anyone else watch “All Quiet On The Western Front” and can’t get that roasted goose scene outta their head? I gotta eat goose now. Also condolences to those lost in WW1 but where can I get goose
A man in Philadelphia has eaten a whole rotisserie chicken for 40 straight days. This picture belongs in a museum.
it can be 72 degrees or it can be dark at 5pm. both at the same time is making me feel extra deranged
Imagine if you're laid off today but don't work for Twitter? People would be like "Pfft, that ain't news, fuck you."
Elon Musk spent $44 billion instead of just going to an open mic and trying to get better at comedy
Yeah, right. Fool me once.
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