Max Smith
@MaxHaraku
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Watched #StorageWars today at lunch and now I’m walking around the house yellin “YUUUP” and “KAPOW” with every move I make. Called my pizza rolls “THESE bad boys”. This is the new me.
To be clear this is a military occupation by the State because the State killed someone.
Police and National Guard presence around the neighborhood this afternoon.
If you don’t chance getting poison ivy on your palms and knees while your boy fucks you from behind off trail did you even go hiking?
These 25 year old white brats quoting City Girls are laughable; my little sister is hotter than you and I caught my little brother trying to dom a bagel once so him wanting to fuck on you isn’t a good thing.
Sometimes I think about opening up the gates and taking a hundred bucks from the gift shop
Anarchy mutual aid punks love sex workers and advocating for our rights until one gets too close to their man 👀
Before you go looking for buried treasure like apologies or humanization, you gotta reignite the torch that showed you the way on your first excursion with them.
Don't smile because its over, cry because it happened.
Math class had me feeling worthless and stupid
I’m an orphan but I’m also 32 now and have some old adults sayin “mm nuh uh noo haha silly” can’t whip a shitty on a BOBCAT. Listen Bridget, I’m gonna do what I wanna do.... AND WITHOUT A HUSBAND SO SUCK IT!
I look at some people and I’m just like “how the fuck has no one stabbed you yet?”
Sorry about that last tweet; I’ve only been back in Minnesota for a week and I was feelin the “nice” part. Anyway, FUCK BOB KROLL!
You can never be me and I can never be you which is fucking cool and beautiful 😍
Uhm what
Please pay attention to this statement, everyone — just issued by Twitter executives: “Plans for future armed protests have already begun proliferating on and off-Twitter, including a proposed secondary attack on the US Capitol and state capitol buildings on January 17, 2021.”
Ooops thought I needed a therapist when I actually needed a priest 🙊🙉🙈
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