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iPhone so much more symmetrical now that they ditched that useless jack


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September 7 at 10 a.m. PT Watch the event on apple.co/live. RT for a reminder on event day. #AppleEvent

Apple's tweet image. September 7 at 10 a.m. PT
Watch the event on apple.co/live.
RT for a reminder on event day. 
#AppleEvent

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The Eagles defensive strategy of “have the runner run into me and hope that that’s enough to stop their momentum” sucks


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Philly sports teams are undefeated in the month of December.


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Great thing about that half?... IT'S OVER!!


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We waited 5 years for that... #underwhelmed #MayPac


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I feel a camaraderie with people named Max. Three letter names, middle a vowel, first letter nearly halfway through the alphabet, final x.


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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham


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.@demarcomurray and @Eagles so great together, way to go coach Kelly!!

jimcramer's tweet image. .@demarcomurray and @Eagles so great together, way to go coach Kelly!!

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Got some extra rest for today's event. Slept in 'til 4:30.


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Note to self: Do not declare random technologies "humanity's biggest mistake" as a joke. People will be very unhappy with you.


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People sure love to hate the glutens, I just love the glutens #grainsongrainsongrains


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Copy Forward: youtu.be/Ec8BwVYqgjo


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It’s like holding a baby angel. #iPhone6 #ilovegadgets


Lady at grocery store: “You having a party?” I glance down at my beer and milk and respond: “Nope, just getting this weeks groceries”


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White 0 GB 0 inches Because nothing else was actually for sale.


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