Megan W
@MeganGilli
Columbus born and raised. Settled in a village of cornfields.
You might like
When satire blends so seamlessly with reality as to be indistinguishable you know the apocalypse is near.
Hey hey! My team at Big Corporation is hiring Most Depressing Job Title You've Ever Heard. Come work with me!
Watching both ends of the marriage bash each other on Facebook has become an entertainment I’m ashamed to enjoy.
Shower is the cure for everything - too horny? Panic attack? Cold shower. Got the flu? Frozen bones? Hot shower. Crippling student debt? Bust out that loofa folks love a shower cam
God never goes back on His love!
I’m no HR professional but it’s prob a bad sign when an employee writes an anonymous letter calling you a brain-dead asshole and you can’t even narrow it down to 100 people
Be kind. It's not always easy, but it's always important.
And in the end.... the people you end up being closest to are the ones who send you memes while they’re on the toilet.
I’m into threesomes. Brisket, Mac-n-cheese and banana pudding
"Every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. We have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. We have never seen a totally sane human being." -- Robert Anton Wilson
The creator of bologna: Get a hotdog and sit on it.
What if all your pent up hostility turns into belly fat
Direct sunlight: that helpful friend who points out all the spots you missed shaving
When you experience bitterness, put your faith in all those who still work for good: in their humility lies the seed of a new world.
Now is the time for people to randomly Venmo me random money for no reason.
United States Trends
- 1. Good Wednesday N/A
- 2. Law and the Prophets N/A
- 3. UNLV N/A
- 4. Collin Gillespie N/A
- 5. Generator N/A
- 6. Unforgiven N/A
- 7. Fresno State N/A
- 8. Pumas N/A
- 9. #WWENXT N/A
- 10. Tombstone N/A
- 11. I LOVE JESUS N/A
- 12. #Fallout N/A
- 13. Sarah Stock N/A
- 14. #iubb N/A
- 15. WOOYOUNG N/A
- 16. Elijah N/A
- 17. Draymond N/A
- 18. Joe Hendry N/A
- 19. #ProBowlGames N/A
- 20. #SummerHouse N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.