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"Of course you can still eat other things you enjoy like fruits, pastas, and even brownies. As long as those fruits, pastas, and brownies are made from a slurry of broken-down animal parts and molded into the shapes of those respective foods." mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-d…
The haters said I'd never post another stranger's diary video but youtu.be/qu69KO-lOeg
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Is it bad that the guy making my chipotle called me a "trooper" because of my order?
I have a very particular set of skills. (Seeing food spilled on the sidewalk and knowing with 100% certainty when it's Chipotle)
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The Seine? Ohhhhh you mean Poop River.
Unsafe levels of E. coli found in Paris' Seine River less than 2 months before Olympics apnews.com/article/paris-…
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"Let’s get down to the facts. Four out of five doctors think that you’re repulsive." mcsweeneys.net/articles/intro…
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