Method to my Dadness
@Method2_Dadness
Dad of three, master of dad jokes, and pro at dad things. Laughing through the chaos.
DJotD #15: Why was everyone surprised when the German team won first place in the sausage competition? Theirs was wurst.
Always remember that you will know your children as adults for the majority of their life, and knowing them as children (especially as small children) is just a brief moment in time (God-willing). There may be some tough times, but don’t forget to savor these moments.
Last night while playing pretend my 4yo told me she was pretending to be an electric seal (she had recently learned about eels), and I now have a new favorite animal
Method to my Dadness tip: Years ago before I was a Dad I read “How to Win Friends and Influence People” by Dale Carnegie. Tonight I used a trick from the book to get my 2yo to eat his meatballs (it isn’t as manipulative as it sounds). Give it a read, whether a Dad or not!
DJotD #9: Why did the farmer give up on farming and become a musician instead? He had too many sick beets.
DJotD #8 Child to dad: What was it like before the crowbar was invented. Dad: well son, back then crows just drank at home.
As a dad I found out I have a form of OCD. *2 yr old done eating yogurt with his hands* Me: please wash your hands *2yo w/ finger in nose* Me: hey bud please don’t, wash your hands! *2yo is VERY interested in dog poop in the backyard* Me: PLEASE NO!! Go wash your hands!
DJotD #6: Why did the dad take an extra pair of pants with him to the golf course? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳️
The next time your child asks you to be picked up, you may be tired, busy, in a hurry, think they should act more independent, etc. Remember that someday, without realizing it, you will set your child down and never pick them up again. Savor the small things before they’re gone.
Saying “happy Father’s Day” to all the other young dads I see today
“Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad” Happy Father’s Day to all you hardworking dads out there!
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