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@MetsStitches

Mets content creator (cartoons, memes, A.I.) living life in the mountains of CO. I know ball but mostly chose the parody route. Former host of "Gare Affair."

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Taylor Swift on meeting Pat Mahomes: "Unbelievable. Mahomes made 39 relief appearances in 1999 for the Mets and posted an 8-0 record with a 3.68 ERA and helped the Mets win the NL Wild Card. He even drove in the winning run and got the win in Chicago that year."

MetsStitches's tweet image. Taylor Swift on meeting Pat Mahomes: 

"Unbelievable. Mahomes made 39 relief appearances in 1999 for the Mets and posted an 8-0 record with a 3.68 ERA and helped the Mets win the NL Wild Card. He even drove in the winning run and got the win in Chicago that year."

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Orioles announce they’ll have a Tupac bobblehead giveaway at Camden Yards on May 8 vs. the Athletics

jcalvinmeyer's tweet image. Orioles announce they’ll have a Tupac bobblehead giveaway at Camden Yards on May 8 vs. the Athletics


When you be cleaning out your browser tabs from Friday afternoon and see the restaurant's menu tab.


He’ll leave the Mets organization tied with Jed Lowrie in Met hits. He’ll be one behind Bartolo Colon for Met home runs.

Infielder Nick Madrigal and the Los Angeles Angels are in agreement on a minor-league contract, sources say. The deal includes an invite to spring training where Madrigal will compete for a spot in the Angels’ infield.



What was he taking? Cheetos?

NEWS: Free-agent outfielder Max Kepler has received an 80-game, PED-related suspension. MLB said he tested positive for the performance-enhancing substance Epitrenbolone.



Will there be a Stitchuation in the desert with @The7LineArmy? Could be.


Unless he can deal blackjack, he gone.

Source: David Peterson and the Mets have agreed at $8.1 million to avoid arbitration.



Grok - Show me today's Benedict Arnold.... ----

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This is shaping up to be the saddest hype video season in recent memory.


Man, @Mets are giving anyone a graphic these days.

MetsStitches's tweet image. Man, @Mets are giving anyone a graphic these days.

I’m holding out judging the Lindor trade until I see how Josh Wolf and Isiah Greene develop at the MLB level.


Many are calling the Mets owner Steve Cohsino.


More clubhouse issues? Lindor and Vientos had worked out together in previous offseasons.

Mark Vientos is working out with Alex Bregman in Arizona. (IG/nemesisbsbl)

Metsmerized's tweet image. Mark Vientos is working out with Alex Bregman in Arizona.

(IG/nemesisbsbl)
Metsmerized's tweet image. Mark Vientos is working out with Alex Bregman in Arizona.

(IG/nemesisbsbl)


Rather see “For the Love of the Game” for the hundredth time.

MLB Network is calling Wednesday “Shohei Day” in honor of the date being 1/7 They will air programming dedicated to Ohtani that begins at 9 AM ET and runs until early the following morning

TalkinBaseball_'s tweet image. MLB Network is calling Wednesday “Shohei Day” in honor of the date being 1/7

They will air programming dedicated to Ohtani that begins at 9 AM ET and runs until early the following morning


Everything in this post is wrong. Anyway, back to the Mets.

After the #Mets disastrous 2025 season, Alex Cohen deactivated her email and has now announced she’s done posting on Instagram as well just days into 2026. The last time the Cohen family took a social media hiatus was after Steve was implicated in the 2021 GameStop controversy.…

NYM_News's tweet image. After the #Mets disastrous 2025 season, Alex Cohen deactivated her email and has now announced she’s done posting on Instagram as well just days into 2026. The last time the Cohen family took a social media hiatus was after Steve was implicated in the 2021 GameStop controversy.…


I do recall Cohen having trouble naming specific things he remembers as a kid going to Polo Grounds and Shea.

Tim Britton on Steve Cohen being a lifetime Mets fan: "Although Cohen has talked up his own personal Mets fandom, several people who have known him for a long time recall him more as a general sports fan or as a Yankees fan. Knicks games have been a more popular social occasion…

SleeperMets's tweet image. Tim Britton on Steve Cohen being a lifetime Mets fan:

"Although Cohen has talked up his own personal Mets fandom, several people who have known him for a long time recall him more as a general sports fan or as a Yankees fan. Knicks games have been a more popular social occasion…


#SleepyStearns said he'd circle back in January, but he never said January 2026.

MetsStitches's tweet image. #SleepyStearns said he'd circle back in January, but he never said January 2026.

Circling back so fucking hard right now.


Another week down and Mets front office be like...

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