Michael Scott, SRE
@MichaelScottSRE
Corporate called and said we needed to start SREing 💥 #ChaosMichael Dundies
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The rules of oncall are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout ‘not oncall’ when you’re within sight of the data center gets the weekend off. That’s how the game’s played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion
Automated restart of an application that runs out of resources periodically?
That's what she said 👇👇
OH: Don't be good at things you don't want to do (at work).
We prefer to be shaken, not stirred...
I have no sense of scale having worked in comparatively tiny companies before now working in a Fortune 70 company. Today I asked people, “Is a million dollars a lot?”
So, popped into the office this morning for the first time in nearly 16 months. My keyboard👇😆😂😁🤣
I’ve decided to ban @SlackHQ in the Scranton office so that @MicrosoftTeams has a chance to become the office standard. I'll let @DwightSchrutePE figure out what's going to happen to all the #ChatOps / automation we used to depend on
I really really need to write this talk….
Someday I’m going to give a talk about how building platforms is 80% talking to people to understand the problem, 10% deciding what not to build, and 10% crushing hopes and dreams.
Not-even-adding-comments-anymore-driven-development @norootcause
The confirmation bias will continue until we all agree with what I plan to do
OH - The “system was working” as designed, “the business” caused this issue by not paying attention to exception reports, hence the business was the root cause
If you really want to break some shit, just add and/or reorganize some legal entities #ChaosMichael
"Costing around $575, the non-surgical treatment is advertised an easy way to remove hair, eliminate wrinkles, and improve the scrotum's overall appearance" Yea, that's gonna be a no from me dawg. medicaldaily.com/ball-ironing-g…
medicaldaily.com
Ball Ironing, George Clooney-Inspired Cosmetic Procedure, Uses Lasers To Remove Testicle Wrinkles —...
A procedure called "ball ironing" to eliminate wrinkles and improve the coloration of a man's scrotum is all the rage in Hollywood.
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