Michelle
@MiniMich25
I'm only a little lady but I'll kick your ass! Welcome to my world of random thoughts, observations & sweary rants. Owner of 2 Bengals & Supercat Onion (RIP).
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Tonight I've moved my furniture around and now I'm watching Midsomer Murders on TiVo in my pyjamas. Sings: 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?'
Someone at work has a secret Alan Davies crush. Found this when doing a file reshuffle.
I'm officially off the hook from some work Christmas party shenanigans so I can begin to tone down my recent alcohol abuse crutch!
People that talk about work during their lunch and in turn ruin my lunch. Them fuckers.
I've had a parcel taken in by the weirdo Chainsaw Massacre house. Lord only knows what they're doing with my light bulbs & eyelash curler.
Some twat in the flats behind my house left the firedoor open last night so every half hour it sounded like a gun going off. Which was nice.
There's only so many weekends you get to use a circular saw then I'm going on the assumption that you're chopping up body parts.
"I'll leave it in your capable hands" * * I can't be arsed to deal with it so I'm delegating the task to you.
Just overheard someone asking a colleague if they'd had a number 2. Bit personal.
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