Ministry of Humor
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Ye naya India hai. Ye Australia me ghusega bhi, Aur tumko test series me harayega bhi! #IndVsAus
AatmaNirbhar Bharat c IPL sponsored by Chinese company b BCCI #IPL2020
I've become so used to attending office calls that the first thing I do even when I talk to my friends is mute the audio.
Breaking news : Demand for Hindi Tuition classes see a "20 lac crore" % rise after PM's speech today.
America can save the world from aliens, monsters, zombies etc. but it can't save itself from its own stupidity. P.S. Pretty sure they're going to make a movie about how America saved the world from America.
Normal people: *celebrate anniversaries* Slightly abnormal people: *celebrate one month anniversaries* Extremely abnormal people: *celebrate one month lockdown anniversary*
At this point, the lockdown just feels like: You can check out any time you like; but you can never leave! Except that there's no incredible solo following this.
You believe in fake news but you don't believe in yourself
If you can't share your Netflix credentials with me, don't ask me to watch Money Heist.
Work From Home is basically alternating between BCC and BC
A moment of silence for all the essays we wrote about India becoming a Superpower by 2020
'Work From Home' made me realize that I should not be blaming my organization for my not having a proper work-life balance.
My neighbour turned off his electricity and he thinks that the longer you turn your electricity off, the higher are your chances of defeating corona. On a completely different note, I have to use my mobile data now.
It was amazing to see people dancing on streets yesterday. You simply don't get too many first hand opportunities to witness the devolution of the human race.
When Kanika Kapoor sang the lyrics "Mere hi charche, Meri aahein gallaan, Jag sara karda ni baar baar ve" from Baby Doll, surely, this wasn't what she was expecting.
In America: Person 1: Is he your brother? Person 2: Yeah Person 1: Cool In India: Person 1: Is he your brother? Person 2: Yeah Person 1: Apna hai?
Math problem: "Explain this. I gave two kids, India and America $140 mn dollars, America made Iron Man and India sent Chandrayaan 2 on moon. How?" Answer: Indian jugaad
Don't call yourself a 90's kid if you don't know who is 'Harshvardhan Nawathe'! #KBCThrowBack #GKQuestion
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