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Miscounted Cash Flow

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Hi im gay short seller Michael blurry


IT pushing another update to my thinkpad that is so overloaded with programs that it’s trying to become sentient so it can short circuit itself

Miscountedcf's tweet image. IT pushing another update to my thinkpad that is so overloaded with programs that it’s trying to become sentient so it can short circuit itself

Claiming that you actually can’t get good sleeman honey brown outside of Guelph like it’s Guinness


Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the trump pharma event

Miscountedcf's tweet image. Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the trump pharma event

🚨 TRUMP PHARMA EVENT INTERRUPTED AFTER ATTENDEE FALLS DOWN



You can just give out non alcoholic beers to trick or treaters it’s fine


Those sauna hats are so drippy I might have to start wearing them to the damn club ‼️


It’s always such an insane coincidence when Capex is exactly equal to depreciation, out of all the numbers that they could be


Fixing multiple errors in the model only when you get new numbers in and blaming any discrepancies on that


See babe the reason that I have a second phone with Grindr on it is because of work like I’ve been telling you all of these years

Miscountedcf's tweet image. See babe the reason that I have a second phone with Grindr on it is because of work like I’ve been telling you all of these years

30 mins left in the case study AirPods dying after playing bad bunny for 5 straight hours, vape tasting like battery and about to make a change that will lead to me being called a retard during the presentation interview


Always exciting when you see a new letter get added to the end of ebitda


Meeting up with my boy to trade non material public information with each other


Why dudes hate me Most dudes: “yoo maybe we can get some 1-2 drinks at a dive bar (so it’s cheap) just to catch a vibe. You pick the bar?” Me: “hey a deal that I’m on is blowing up rn so we’ll have to push this one out sorry about the late text how’s ur weekend looking”


Intentionally leaving the wrong company’s name in the pitch disclaimer so that it seems we’re in high demand


Spending 20s tabbing between every object in the slide instead of just using my mouse to get the right one


Proposing an earnout solution to get a tough fantasy trade over the line


Well done to all involved

Miscountedcf's tweet image. Well done to all involved

Until somebody invents private equity tertiaries

Miscountedcf's tweet image. Until somebody invents private equity tertiaries


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