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Claiming that you actually can’t get good sleeman honey brown outside of Guelph like it’s Guinness
Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the trump pharma event
🚨 TRUMP PHARMA EVENT INTERRUPTED AFTER ATTENDEE FALLS DOWN
You can just give out non alcoholic beers to trick or treaters it’s fine
Those sauna hats are so drippy I might have to start wearing them to the damn club ‼️
It’s always such an insane coincidence when Capex is exactly equal to depreciation, out of all the numbers that they could be
Fixing multiple errors in the model only when you get new numbers in and blaming any discrepancies on that
See babe the reason that I have a second phone with Grindr on it is because of work like I’ve been telling you all of these years
30 mins left in the case study AirPods dying after playing bad bunny for 5 straight hours, vape tasting like battery and about to make a change that will lead to me being called a retard during the presentation interview
Always exciting when you see a new letter get added to the end of ebitda
Meeting up with my boy to trade non material public information with each other
Why dudes hate me Most dudes: “yoo maybe we can get some 1-2 drinks at a dive bar (so it’s cheap) just to catch a vibe. You pick the bar?” Me: “hey a deal that I’m on is blowing up rn so we’ll have to push this one out sorry about the late text how’s ur weekend looking”
Intentionally leaving the wrong company’s name in the pitch disclaimer so that it seems we’re in high demand
Spending 20s tabbing between every object in the slide instead of just using my mouse to get the right one
Proposing an earnout solution to get a tough fantasy trade over the line
Well done to all involved
Until somebody invents private equity tertiaries
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