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A 25 year old will look you dead in the eye and ask you if you’ve heard of Led Zeppelin


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i don't think men realize how powerful it is to be with the same person for decades, and how little it has to do with physical attractiveness


All I ever want is what I need and I don’t include your time or company


This or nothing

God it’s fucked up that I hopelessly yearn for the same woman like some sort of chud Dostoyevsky character



Not the worst day I’ve ever had I guess, nice sunset

ModeratelyMused's tweet image. Not the worst day I’ve ever had I guess, nice sunset
ModeratelyMused's tweet image. Not the worst day I’ve ever had I guess, nice sunset

Can I come over so you can stare at me like this on your bed 🙇🏼‍♀️

ModeratelyMused's tweet image. Can I come over so you can stare at me like this on your bed 🙇🏼‍♀️

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lowkey don't trust divorcees. you're telling me you stood in front of your whole family, in front of God, and promised to be with this person until death do you part, and then you didn't? sounds like you don't really know what you're doing here


Oh fuck I think I might get a pizza


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if you're mom never took tylenol and you're an uncut autistic guy, you have no excuse.


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No babe you have nothing to worry about that’s just my emotional support ex girlfriend


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I miss college so bad because this is literally what every day was

miamibrando's tweet image. I miss college so bad because this is literally what every day was

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i'm probably way past my life expectancy but fortunately i can't do math


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calling my coworker the great gatsby until HR gets involved because he used the word pomade


I’m not asking permission and I wouldn’t hold your breath waiting for me to ask forgiveness either


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My most edgy and contrarian opinion is that if you believe that most people are not ensouled and you cannot see the beauty of them beneath the filth, then you are actually broken.


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Accidentally suffered because I took seriously what the gods made for fun again award


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people that complain over trivial shit should be imprisoned


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