Morgan Freeman Narrates
@MorganNarrates
You will hear these Tweets in my voice. You’re hearing this my voice. It’s alright. Everybody does.
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You get to punch either Ted Cruz or Jim Jordan. Who do you choose?
When a clown moves into the palace, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus.
I have a theory about Trumps orange skin. I think he has an old school mystic tanning booth. ( think Ross in the friends episode) If you’ve ever done one of these tans, you wear a shower cap & little goggles. You can clearly see the shower cap line in this photo. And He always…
Even a stopped clock, gives the right time twice a day.
Florida’s law allowing the death penalty for child rapists is now in effect. The minimum sentence is life in prison without parole. In Florida, anyone who harms children in such a horrific way will never walk free.
Why is Donald Trump still walking around free?
“Conservative Republicans”, ladies and gentlemen.
The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)
The man’s way of rushing into something then backtracking when it screws up didn’t bode well for the men and women sitting on top of his space rockets when they light the match.
Holding off relaunch of Blue Verified until there is high confidence of stopping impersonation. Will probably use different color check for organizations than individuals.
The man was the worst President of everyone’s lifetime.
Yes or No: Was Trump the worst president of your lifetime?
Always. #VoteBlueToday
Did you vote Blue? If so lemme know, I want folks to follow you! #VoteBlueToday
Of all the things trending right now, it was suspicious that the one person whom everybody was talking about… who had the power to control what was trending… was not trending.
Anybody know how I can tell Frank Darabont what an utterly perfect movie he made?
You’re god damn right.
Can’t believe the GOP are still letting this guy give interviews. His entire candidacy is a disaster and he somehow keeps making it worse.
Finally, a major at Trump university where the professors actually knew what they were talking about.
holy fucking shit, Donald Trump is in full panic mode over there on his shitty app, teaching a master class in how to be a gibbering fucking lunatic. and tuition is free
This is the constant cycle of American politics. A bill is passed, then the next party just changes it back when they gain power. America is broken. Something has to change.
Republicans were being narrow minded. And in other news water was wet, fire was hot, and Donald Trump was a tax evading crook.
NEW: The Texas Republican Party has voted to shut out Log Cabin Republicans, an organization of gay Republicans, from participating in their convention. Log Cabin Republicans just said it is “shameful” they they are being “excluded” and that Republicans are being “narrow-minded.”
So it was all a grift. The Big Lie was a lie. A scam to line their own pockets. I bet nobody was surprised. I knew I wasn’t. Now justice has to be served. And served hard. #January6thCommitteeHearings
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