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Bunsen: Why, Beaker. You're hauntingly attractive today.
Waldorf: Watch what you say tonight. (Some bugs pop up in their balcony) I think the place is bugged.
Kermit: Hi there, and welcome again to The Muppet Show. Hey, tonight, our special guest star is one of the world's most talented, but frightening, performers, Alice Cooper. So, beware of ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties and things that go bump in the night.
Kermit: It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Mr. George Burns. Whaaaa!
Scooter: Christopher Reeve? Fifteen seconds to curtain, Christopher. Chris: Oh, thanks a lot, Scooter. Hey listen, can you tell me what these rats are doing in my dressing room? Scooter: I think it's the fox trot. Chris: Gee, most starts get groupies. I get rats.
Animal: KILL!! KILL! KILL! (starts attacking Dudley)
Gonzo turns into a bug before he can play his trumpet.
Kermit: Hi there, and welcome again to The Muppet Show. Hey, tonight, our special guest star is one of the world's most talented, but frightening, performers, Alice Cooper. So, beware of ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties and things that go bump in the night.
Fozzie: All right, everybody. Reach for the floor. Bartender: You're confused, Kid. You ain't got no guns. Those are pickles.
Statler: That's very funny. Gonzo fiddles while George Burns. Waldorf: Have you ever thought of checking in to the Home for the Chronically Strange?
Swedish Chef: (with Kermit's voice) That does it. Uh, the sketch is cancelled. Kill the lights. Uh, strike the scenery. Curtain!
Chris: To be, or not to be. That is the... um... Fozzie: Question. Chris: Not now.
Kermit: Lagies and genglefens…welcon again ti the Muppel Shox. My name is Kermit the Forg. The Forg?
Kermit: It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Christopher Reeve! Yaaay!
George: Hold it, hold it, hold it, Rowlf. You're liable to hurt yourself. Play like you're not getting paid. Nice and easy.
Scooter: Elton John. Elton John? Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. John! Elton: It's great to be here. Even my lunch likes me. Food: Oh, Elton! Elton, I love you! Oh, we love you, Elton!
Gonzo: Aw, yokels! What do they know about art?
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