Murphy Maldonado
@Murphybear
Sleeping all day in every comfy spot in the house, dreaming about peanut butter, tennis balls and chasing squirrels. I was a rescue pup @bmaldonado is my mom.
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Wow, it has been a long time since I have tweeted! Now back to my nap, wait let me wake mom up super early.
RT @anticruelty: Join us on August 26 in Lincoln Park for the Chicago Walk for Animals. Animal lovers will be coming... fb.me/XQed1L9D
RT @dogstory: In loving arms: Man floats his sick dog to sleep, becomes Internet sensation bit.ly/Rxksnw
Time to move from sleeping on the couch, to sleeping on the parental's bed before they get home and I get in trouble. #youcantseeme
RT @petraitssheri: Boomer needs a home! bit.ly/mVlWUV #TwitterACritter & save a pet with a single tweet TwitterACritter.com
RT @livingsocial: C'mon - this is just too much. http://ow.ly/6IU4k - Even tough guy pups like me love baby panda pic. #sensitivefluffypup
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Baby pandas need a nap
Giant panda cubs lie in a crib at Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding in Chengdu, Sichuan province September 26, 2011. (REUTERS/China Daily)
Dear Mom: Just because I am sleeping doesn't mean I am not excited to see you!
RT @outugo: Oh doggies, how we love your display of love & other emotions! Read John's take on the emotions of dogs. fb.me/1leu04GgL
Dear Mom: I'm sorry that I woke you up 2 hours before your alarm went off. I just had to go outside and then demand belly rubs.
Mom has been super busy at work this week. Not saying I'm got to eat her shoes but...I'm going to eat her shoes. #bellyrubsdefecit
Pops took me on a run with him last night, I went easy on him.
RT @petraitssheri: #TwitterACritter Check out adoptapet.com/pet6240767.html. Save a pet with a click! TwitterACritter.com
The 'rents forgot to put the gate up this morning, ahhhhh their bed is so comfy. Don't look mom, using your pillow!
8 milkbone tweets and counting today...it's a burden being so cute sometimes.
RT @lovenotebook_: I give you everything, just to be your anything
RT @buddhawheaten: @Murphybear awe! That's the best. Grandma is my fave person in the whole world cause I know she brings bullysticks....
My pop @russ_dean thinks that I am an "emo dog" because I look sad all the time...sad = cookies and extra attention #winning
Mom feels guilty that I have been at grandma's while she travels. I'm not complaining guilt = presents.
Boy has it taken me a long time to tweet! Me and brother cat Caesar have joined forces to drive mom crazy. #fulltimejob
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