Jenna
@MyLifeIsRandom
I used to write dirty things and now I just write things, wait, some of them might still be dirty. Love MSU, steak & eggs, oxford commas, and anything orange.
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It's been so long since I tweeted on this account that I had to hit forgot password...
I'm exhausted. And up way too early, for a flight that is also way too early.
Wait, #RIPLarryShippers is b/c a bunch of kids killed themselves because a news channel aired a segment about One Direction? This is real?
That moment when you wake up, and you thought you were in your own bed... but you weren't. Yeah. #GoodMorning
Also, I know I'm late to the party but New Orleans... Pelicans, really? So many awesome things about NOLA and they chose a pelican.
@ColleenKilloran Similar thing happened to me, but sea salt spray with coconut oil. Death trap, for sure.
I've never been much of a TV watcher, and now, due to Netflix & suburb hotel business travel, I'm on to Breaking Bad.
Just stayed up too late, finishing Orange is the New Black... Quite amazing.
Has anyone ever tried @GlydeAmerica vegan condoms? (Also, wasn't aware that some condoms are not vegan...)
Until 2009, the human clitoris was an absolute mystery: bit.ly/xRyKPZ (Still is to most men...)
Recycling, again.: I’ve been known to recycle in the past. What I mean by that is hook up with an ex (or a pas... bit.ly/15pmgCi
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