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If when I was a kid in the 70s watching Monty Python on PBS someone had told me that nearly a half-century later I would hold a tiny pocket-sized computer, one more powerful than the ones used on the Apollo moon missions, that informed me that John Cleese had shared a sardonic…

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.@AmazonHelp 3rd time/month. "Problem occurred." "You're next"... then watch the little truck drive past my house, only to wander the city for hours. After I get yet another refund, I'm canceling Amazon Prime. @Target has never lost a package. @Walmart only once in years. Done.


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Here’s how to temporarily disable video autoplay.👇 Go to Settings/Accessibility, display and language/Data usage. Select “Never” for autoplay. Can be reversed later if you’d like.

kristenmag's tweet image. Here’s how to temporarily disable video autoplay.👇

Go to Settings/Accessibility, display and language/Data usage.

Select “Never” for autoplay. Can be reversed later if you’d like.

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is Dr Ronny Jackson operating the scale at the Fulton County jail?


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The first 11 were pretty decent. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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OK. Here we go. The Trump federal indictment: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

chrisgeidner's tweet image. OK. Here we go. The Trump federal indictment: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

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One silver lining for Trump is that because he’s going to federal prison and his 2024 “campaign” isn’t real, he can portray his 2024 “administration” as ludicrously as he wants in order to get attention. Michael Flynn in charge? Sure, why not. It’s all a fantasy anyway.


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Our Oklahomie, Bryan Baker, caught this HUGE invasive bighead carp from Grand Lake that weighed a whole 118 pounds and 3 ounces. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE SIZE OF THIS THING?!?!?!?!

OKWildlifeDept's tweet image. Our Oklahomie, Bryan Baker, caught this HUGE invasive bighead carp from Grand Lake that weighed a whole 118 pounds and 3 ounces. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE SIZE OF THIS THING?!?!?!?!


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The crossover sequel: Bikini Atoll


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NORAD Santa Tracker but to show which of Nick Cannon's baby mama's houses he's at and where he still has to go.


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st nicholas refusing his mother’s milk, byzantine, 11th century

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You fuckers came to the wrong neighborhood you red nosed freak!


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okay im bored let me rate your dog… keep in mind if hes ugly imma speak up about it 🧐 send me a picture NOW!


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Scared puppy tries to bite the guy who saves her — now she can't stop licking his nose 💙 @Dallas_DogRRR


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Flock of sheep adopted puppy dog "in training" to become part of the group


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In the 19th century, genteel Britons began wishing each other "Happy Christmas" rather than "Merry Christmas" because "merry" was understood to mean "drunk off your face."


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Travel back 61 years to the Christmas Magic of 1960. Two entranced children marvel at a toy shop in Henley-on-Thames - quite literally an ebay treasure-trove these days! Who needed batteries or wi-fi when the only thing required was a giant metal key! 😍

StuartHumphryes's tweet image. Travel back 61 years to the Christmas Magic of 1960. Two entranced children marvel at a toy shop in Henley-on-Thames - quite literally an ebay treasure-trove these days! Who needed batteries or wi-fi when the only thing required was a giant metal key! 😍

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