Network Fail
@NetworkFail3
Failing to manage the UK Rail Network. Loves signal failures and track failures. We're as bad as Railtrack if not worse! (Parody/Satire)
Oh you're going to love this. You know how we're running the railway infrastructure into the ground, well now we're going to be franchising out the TOCs as well! It can't get any better* than this for us! *Worse
We’ve set out a clear plan for the future of our railways, publishing our draft Rail Reform Bill. The Bill will create Great British Railways, using private sector innovation to help modernise our railways and deliver a better service for customers. gov.uk/government/new…
Didn't realise Boeing bought us out. politico.eu/article/uk-rai…
You wouldn't dare @UKLabour thebusinessdesk.com/northwest/news…
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Labour plans to abolish Network Rail | TheBusinessDesk.com
Greater role for Mayors in integrated rail network too
We broke the GWML again!
⚠ Travel Update - 02/04 ⚠ Due to a safety inspection of the track between London Paddington and Acton Main Line, some lines are blocked. Train services between London Paddington and Reading may be cancelled or delayed. Disruption is expected until the end of the day. Please…
Happy Easter! Perhaps Railtrack will emerge from the graveyard!
You better believe we broke it again!
Someone didn't appreciate the engineering work we did over the weekend...
We're proud to have a train derail on a line which has just had engineering work done by us!
⚠️We're really sorry for the disruption @SW_Help customers are facing today. Early this morning a train struck an object in the Walton on Thames area. While no one was injured and all passengers were safely escorted from the train, the lines are blocked while we investigate. /1
Looks like we broke @S_Failway
⚠️ Due to a major signalling fault across the whole Southern Network, no trains will be running until further notice. ⛔ DO NOT travel on any Southern route until further notice. ℹ️ More information below 👇
Our engineers are too busy listening to John Lennon.
Wouldn't mind if it exploded to be honest, Plymouth Wouldn't be missed.
‼️#Plymouth - An unexploded Second World War bomb found at a property in Plymouth will be removed and transported by military convoy through the city for disposal at sea 🕕Until 18:00, the emergency services require the railway to be closed between Plymouth and Gunnislake /…
What do the other 10% think? That everything's fine? rmt.org.uk/news/major-rai…
Just Another Day at the Office for our engineers.
⚠️NEW - #Peterborough - Disruption through Peterborough expected until 10:45. ℹ️nationalrail.co.uk/service-disrup…
Hi Mick, we're working on filing a report onto the system that loses all of the data filed in it. We will continue the cost cuttings as we don't have enough money, we're just like Railtrack!
Rail Cuts Cost Lives: Cuts can lead to cracks, cracks to fractures, fractures to disasters. If you're concerned about Network Rail's plans to cut £1.2 billion from its maintenance and infrastructure budget please write to your MP ✍️ actionnetwork.org/letters/email-…
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