Not Brett Sutton
@NotBrettSutton
I'm both handsome and wise. A God amongst men. Not actually Brett Sutton.
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This is an annoyance, a misdemeanor, a felon, a crime, a tragedy, a disturbance in the force and an abhorrent sin. I’m surprised the USA don’t force captives to drink it during interrogations. This nonsense must end.
Nice try Dangerous, but we all know that the vaccine isn’t effective unless you check in while you’re queuing and then post a photo afterwards
No Facebook or Insta? With all this time on your hands, what a great use of time to get vaccinated! #onefortheteam
CFMEU expect no delays as a result of the 14 day construction shut down. The absence of Facebook and Instagram means sites will actually be getting work done at unprecedented rates today.
Gold Coast Suns right now
Luckily Mt Buller isn’t under the same restrictions as metro Melbourne
Authorities have warned Victorians to celebrate Grand Final Day in their own homes, with a ban on visitors meaning fans shouldn’t make an event out of the day. There’s also a warning for people not to congregate before or after the game, regardless of the result. #AFLGF
We got Delta from NSW and now WA want to give us the clap.
TOMORROW @OptusStadium - 20.21 in the first quarter #AFLGF - we’re asking everyone in the stadium to stand for one minute and applaud - a nod to our friends around the country who are doing it tough & to let them know we’re with them in this difficult time. Let’s do it WA 👏💪🏆
I’ll even give Good Looking Auslan guy a small choccy milk today
Morning fact! It’s International sign language day and the theme is ‘We Sign For Human Rights’ highlighting how we can work together to promote the right to use sign languages in all areas of life. As for our Vic team - thanks for hanging in there during our marathon pressers! ♥️
Imagine going to a WAR MEMORIAL to tell everyone how scared you are of getting a little injection
Waste water testing won’t be done today. The system was overwhelmed at around 9.15am this morning when every Victorian shat themselves simultaneously
BREAKING: Scott Morrison announces federal funding, ADF personnel and Batman to be sent immediately to NSW to assist in the Victorian earthquake recovery #melbourneearthquake
At this stage of proceedings, if Godzilla walked past the window I’d just take another sip of choccy milk and press “next episode”
After the earthquake, Bloke nearby ran out of his house and blamed the builders at the next house, and the builder replied, “I’m fucking painting a wall”
We still have 3 months of this year to go, don’t go the early crow thanks guys
Thoughts with anyone who had just had their first vaccine jab at 9.15am this morning in Melbourne. I assure you it wasn’t a side effect. We all felt it. #Earthquake
Looking forward to Mount Dandenong erupting later today.
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