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Not So Fun Facts

@NotFunFactoids

a great source of not so fun facts. sometimes satirical sometimes not.

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horses masturbate by slapping their dick on their belly


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@NotFunFactoids A Rat's Teeth Never Stop Growing. #TheBestFunFactsBySpire


every time you touch yourself an angel in heaven loses its wings


poop is brown from dead red blood cells and bile


your poop is 75% water, the rest is fiber and mucus and other gross shit.


Ted Bundy had a degree in psychology


you are probably going to work for the rest of your life


this account is dead I have failed you


if you took out all of your insides and stretched them across the earth you would fucking die.


hate to break it to ya’ll but I gotta let this out. it’s a fact you all need to know..... My balls are larger than my penis.


pretty sure there’s human shit particles on your toothbrush


piss actually doesn’t taste that bad you all are just cowards


Yeah no shit, Neil!

#WednesdayThoughts If you removed all the veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body, and tied them end to end, you would die.



male honey bee’s dicks explode after they nut


you CANNOT eat and digest those plastic grapes at Hobby Lobby


although now it’s made with other ingredients, natural flavoring substitutes used to come from a gland right next a beaver’s asshole.


Just kidding that bastard Chuck E. Cheese took them from me >:(

yoo thank you for 550 followers! Here’s me bringing home pizza to my children.

NotFunFactoids's tweet image. yoo thank you for 550 followers! Here’s me bringing home pizza to my children.


yoo thank you for 550 followers! Here’s me bringing home pizza to my children.

NotFunFactoids's tweet image. yoo thank you for 550 followers! Here’s me bringing home pizza to my children.

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