Clever Joke Name Lane
@NotLane
a guy. dumb jokes. so cool you guys.
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"Make it look like he had a happy little accident" -Bob Ross, Mob Boss
I ain't afraid of no ghost. I am afraid of yes ghost. I ain't not afraid of zero ghosts. I ain't not no afraid of no not there being any ghosts. Bustin' makes me feel good
I can currently tweet 100% more than a sitting President.
The News: Capitol in Washington has been invaded by scum of the earth @Groupon :
I keep seeing commercials for Jersey Sub but never for Jersey Dom. Personally, I’m a Virginia switch.
According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.
Because of demand and interest in superhero movies, studios are racing to option Billy Joel's Piano-Man
I'm the very model of a modern Dollar General.
My Brain: hey Me: oh my god what!? My Brain with a German accent for no reason: But vhat if his name vas Wolf Ballroom Blitzer? Me: Why are you so broken? My Brain: lol lol Volf Ballroomblitzer
My Brain: Hey. Me: What? My Brain: More like Bernie Made-Off with all of their money, am I right? Me: Why are we thinking about Bernie Madoff in 2021? My Brain: Made Off! You get it?
My brain: Hey, you remember that show Dharma and Greg? Me: Yeah? My Brain: Yeah. Me: I’m getting you replaced.
When someone is an asshole, people will try to say they need kindness the most. No. You know who needs kindness the most? The people who were kind to begin with
United States Tendências
- 1. $GHOST N/A
- 2. Good Thursday N/A
- 3. Board of Peace N/A
- 4. Happy Friday Eve N/A
- 5. Osaka N/A
- 6. #MIKIMOTOSGxFreen N/A
- 7. SAROCHA AT MIKIMOTO SG OPENING N/A
- 8. Rafael Tudares N/A
- 9. #Haus64xPLingNNoey N/A
- 10. #DareYouToDeathEP5 N/A
- 11. HAUS64 LINGLING NND PARTY N/A
- 12. #ThursdayMotivation N/A
- 13. #thursdayvibes N/A
- 14. Gavin N/A
- 15. Cuomo N/A
- 16. Cirstea N/A
- 17. Zac Robinson N/A
- 18. Fredo N/A
- 19. Lagos N/A
- 20. Jack Smith N/A
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