Not Cdr. Shepard
@Not_Shepard
There are a lot of Commander Shepards out there. I'm not one of them. I mean, we can't all be Commander Shepard. #itsucksnotbeingshepard
#HowToKeepARelationship don't constantly comment on how awesome @MirandasAss is
#LastTimeIChecked @MirandasAss was still awesome. *looks over* yup still awesome
The biggest decision I make is which bathroom stall I want. So it's kind of the same as Shepard. No matter what I choose, it's shit anyways
#IAlwaysWonderIf I could bounce a quarter off @MirandasAss ... Hmmm... *grabs quarter*
But don't promise me many different flavors if they are all the same, just in different containers! And that's why I think #ME3endingsucks
But it wasn't. It was Vanilla in a red container. Now I have no problem with vanilla. I actually like vanilla.
That one didn't sound very good so I looked at the next. Vanilla in a green container. Vanilla again? Hmm maybe the next would be better.
They did promise me some different flavors and that's what was there. So I looked at the first one. Vanilla in a blue container.
As I walked to the back of the store, I saw that there seemed to be only three different kinds. It was alright though.
I went to the store to get ice cream one day. They told me that there were tons of different flavors and all I had to do was go to the back
Best pick up line ever? I'm Commander Shepard. However, it helps if you are actually Commander Shepard. #itsucksnotbeingshepard
@Shepard_Effect how are you still alive ...? Didn't you die in the mass relay explosion while joker boned your love intrest?
#WhatHurtsTheMost is when you get slapped by @MirandasAss and get totally owned.
#WhatHurtsTheMost is when you get to the end of ME3 and think "This is it?" #OnTheBrightSide though...hmmm there really is no bright side...
If I had a gun with 3 bullets and was in a room with the 3 council members and Kaidan... I'd line them up and shoot them all. #outsidethebox
If you're not celebrating #StarWarsDay by Force choking people and exploding planets, you're doing it wrong! #MayTheFourth be with you!
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