Not_Shepard's profile picture. There are a lot of Commander Shepards out there.  I'm not one of them.  I mean, we can't all be Commander Shepard. #itsucksnotbeingshepard

Not Cdr. Shepard

@Not_Shepard

There are a lot of Commander Shepards out there. I'm not one of them. I mean, we can't all be Commander Shepard. #itsucksnotbeingshepard

#HowToKeepARelationship don't constantly comment on how awesome @MirandasAss is


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I'm Batman.


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I'm Batman.


#LastTimeIChecked @MirandasAss was still awesome. *looks over* yup still awesome


The biggest decision I make is which bathroom stall I want. So it's kind of the same as Shepard. No matter what I choose, it's shit anyways


#IAlwaysWonderIf I could bounce a quarter off @MirandasAss ... Hmmm... *grabs quarter*


But don't promise me many different flavors if they are all the same, just in different containers! And that's why I think #ME3endingsucks


But it wasn't. It was Vanilla in a red container. Now I have no problem with vanilla. I actually like vanilla.


That one didn't sound very good so I looked at the next. Vanilla in a green container. Vanilla again? Hmm maybe the next would be better.


They did promise me some different flavors and that's what was there. So I looked at the first one. Vanilla in a blue container.


As I walked to the back of the store, I saw that there seemed to be only three different kinds. It was alright though.


I went to the store to get ice cream one day. They told me that there were tons of different flavors and all I had to do was go to the back


Best pick up line ever? I'm Commander Shepard. However, it helps if you are actually Commander Shepard. #itsucksnotbeingshepard


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@Shepard_Effect how are you still alive ...? Didn't you die in the mass relay explosion while joker boned your love intrest?


#WhatHurtsTheMost is when you get slapped by @MirandasAss and get totally owned.


#WhatHurtsTheMost is when you get to the end of ME3 and think "This is it?" #OnTheBrightSide though...hmmm there really is no bright side...


If I had a gun with 3 bullets and was in a room with the 3 council members and Kaidan... I'd line them up and shoot them all. #outsidethebox


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If you're not celebrating #StarWarsDay by Force choking people and exploding planets, you're doing it wrong! #MayTheFourth be with you!


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