NovusOreoWatch's profile picture. Promoting the #OneTrueSandwichCookie. Double Stuf are the Dominican Oreos: even more orthodoxy! Hydrox are a heretical sect—we do not follow false Oreo flavors.

Novus Oreo Watch

@NovusOreoWatch

Promoting the #OneTrueSandwichCookie. Double Stuf are the Dominican Oreos: even more orthodoxy! Hydrox are a heretical sect—we do not follow false Oreo flavors.

What fresh hell is this? 😱

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@NovusOreoWatch this is heresy!


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“put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes”

Oreo rolling out new wasabi and hot-chicken-wing flavors abc7.la/2wBnaE5

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The followers of the #OneTrueSandwichCookie will weep and mourn!!


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@NovusOreoWatch why would we want oreos to pop in our mouths #OreoHeresy

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#OreoHeresy

Help me, @NovusOreoWatch. Parish carnival tonight. Deep fried Oreos=licit? 🙏 they’re the personal Ordinariate of The #onetruesandwichcookie



WRONG. THE OREO OF TGE MONTH IS ALWAYS THE #ONETRUESANDWICHCOOKIE!

NovusOreoWatch's tweet image. WRONG. THE OREO OF TGE MONTH IS ALWAYS THE #ONETRUESANDWICHCOOKIE!

Exactly. Heresy!!!

Help me, @NovusOreoWatch. Parish carnival tonight. Deep fried Oreos=licit? 🙏 they’re the personal Ordinariate of The #onetruesandwichcookie



Nay‼️ These are like Anglican “Oreos” - close, but missing half of the important stuff. #OneTrueSandwichCookie


Remember, kids. Only real milk is acceptable for dunking your #OneTrueSandwichCookie. You can’t milk an almond or a piece of tofu. Even if you shape the tofu like a cow.


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I don't think butter is an approved condiment for the #OneTrueSandwichCookie. Proper form is ice-cold milk, unchurned. @NovusOreoWatch, can you confirm?


Barb, who is a True Believer in the #OneTrueSandwichCookie, speaks the truth. Don’t be a heretic! Dunk in real milk for proper consumption!

I don't think butter is an approved condiment for the #OneTrueSandwichCookie. Proper form is ice-cold milk, unchurned. @NovusOreoWatch, can you confirm?



What are you, some kind of heretic? You probably think candy corn “Oreos” are licit.


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Double Stuff Oreos = Dominican Rite #EtCoquendum #SitCrustulum


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This honors your peanut butter, to be in contact with the #OneTrueSandwichCookie!


“Nabisco” continues to spread heresy and lead children astray from the #OneTrueSandwichCookie.


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