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ThatCanadianChick 🇨🇦

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little bit of lady little bit of wild

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I’ve seen more dicks on twitter than I have on porn hub


Bob Ross is my favourite human being to have ever lived


If someone could fund this hockey tournament weekend that would be great 👌🏼 #hockeymom


Growing up is realizing the big bad wolf is just the CRA and the IRS


Anyone ever think Beyoncé winning a Grammy for a country album and the Blake lively shit is just to turn everyone’s attention from all the pedophiles in Hollywood?


Another great night in my happy place 🥰

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there’s just something about feeling the pages of a book between your fingers…


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I welcome you with open tits


So who wants to fund my trip to Vegas to see @MotleyCrue @joanjett @Poison and @DefLeppard again in September??


Sweet night in Toronto for @Poison @joanjett @DefLeppard and @MotleyCrue 🤩 little disappointed I didn’t get to show @NikkiSixx my tits 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oil_Patch_Chick's tweet image. Sweet night in Toronto for @Poison @joanjett @DefLeppard and @MotleyCrue 🤩 little disappointed I didn’t get to show @NikkiSixx my tits 🤷🏻‍♀️

Music is good for the soul ❤️

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Let me love you, motherfucker


I think I’m more exhausted now that I’m back from vacation than I was when I left


When you text your boss at 3:00 AM to tell him you’re quitting to become a mermaid 👌🏼

Oil_Patch_Chick's tweet image. When you text your boss at 3:00 AM to tell him you’re quitting to become a mermaid 👌🏼

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fuck off. fuck you. fuck this. fuck it. coffee. ~ a poem


One cool thing about being an adult is I can go buy a bag of chips at midnight, eat the whole bag and no one can stop me


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life will crush your goddamn soul sometimes, so laugh, be silly, do whatever the fuck makes you happy then rinse and repeat


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