Jessica
@Oldebutter
I really like mayonnaise.
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They should develop a covid vaccine for horses. Then maybe the whole “if it’s good enough for a horse, it’s good enough for me” crew will finally get on board and stop their whole dying thing…
"This is not a position for someone looking to punch-in and punch-out, just doing the minimum to get by." #JobDescriptionRedFlags (This is for $17/hr)
Catching up on the SNL episodes from this year… Am I old or are they nailing like every sketch from every episode?
Grew hair out / followed guidelines - still the hard hitting journalism we need, Buzzfeed.
Never have I felt more betrayed by choosing a movie based off the cast than I feel right now after watching Closer (2004).
Netflix should just make a “period drama movie in which a woman marries an old man and the plot is wholly about her escaping the marriage and will end on her staring off into space tearing up. And also there is a younger hot man that actually appreciates her” at this point.
I'm just like. Very proud of WikiHow for having a guide for everything. wikihow.com/Hack-a-3DS
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Do you think they made vaccines so exclusive in America so people would actually want them? Nothing like a special edition!
Why do gif search results get so incredibly deep fried after one page?
Time is a flat circle. Ex:
There should be some sort of warning when a movie is advertised as silly fun hijinks but is actually out to crush your heart. Looking at you Uncle Frank.
I’m still learning Twitter and it’s all very confusing. Today is all about cinnamon shrimp and gun control. One of these is a disgusting and terrible thing that could kill Americans. The other will prevent mass shootings. Not too hard!
La Croix has new flavors and this is literally the highlight of my year.
An innocently sweet twist that Makes your taste buds sing!! LaCroix Black Razzberry! 🌸🌼🎶✨ Beyond Taste, #EscapewithLaCroix
The best natural serotonin I can find comes from the jingle when you finish a crossword puzzle in the NYT app.
Being 30 is chugging a wheatgrass + pineapple drink that tastes awful because you want the nutrients. And then ordering @tacobell.
Truly the “me” generation.
“How to laugh all the way to retirement about how you lit the economy and world on fire for your children and your grandchildren.”
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