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No one uses this anymore, so maybe I’ll use this account to try and win things! 🥰😂 Chauvet ILS Bundle! #giveaway #win kingsumo.com/g/mppxmf/chauv…


Can @Beyonce please buy Twitter from Musk so I feel less weird about liking it? Kthx


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Maybe this is a sign @rsalame7926 can we make him the official Greg of FTX?


Always the sweetest Muppet.

I just had a great idea! It starts with you leaving.



Actual footage of Elmo Musk flexing all over cryptocurrency this month.


I went to a park today and it was exactly this. Life, laugh, love.

me when i go more than one mile from my own apartment

caraweinberger's tweet image. me when i go more than one mile from my own apartment
caraweinberger's tweet image. me when i go more than one mile from my own apartment
caraweinberger's tweet image. me when i go more than one mile from my own apartment


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People who broke into the Capitol Wednesday are now learning they are on No-Fly lists pending the full investigation. They are not happy about this.



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omg this is just like George Orwell's Animal Crossing


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The scene at Twitter HQ right now


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It’s like watching The French Revolution re-enacted by Carnival Cruise passengers


Everything is trash, but @andersoncooper saying 45's supporters are going to congratulate themselves after a long day at the #Capitol with a meal at #theolivegarden was gold.


About time, eh?

Breaking: The National Guard is being deployed in Washington D.C. after rioters storm Capitol Hill. More: bit.ly/2MH83Uv

Complex's tweet image. Breaking: The National Guard is being deployed in Washington D.C. after rioters storm Capitol Hill.

More: bit.ly/2MH83Uv
Complex's tweet image. Breaking: The National Guard is being deployed in Washington D.C. after rioters storm Capitol Hill.

More: bit.ly/2MH83Uv


TIL that @Yanni and @Fabio_Lanzoni aren’t the same person. I can’t be the first person to make this mistake, right? Right?? #fabio #yanni #icantbelieveitsnotyanni #oopsydoopsy #90sproblems

VBathsalt's tweet image. TIL that @Yanni and @Fabio_Lanzoni aren’t the same person. I can’t be the first person to make this mistake, right? Right?? 
#fabio #yanni #icantbelieveitsnotyanni #oopsydoopsy #90sproblems

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Breaking: The National Guard is being deployed in Washington D.C. after rioters storm Capitol Hill. More: bit.ly/2MH83Uv

Complex's tweet image. Breaking: The National Guard is being deployed in Washington D.C. after rioters storm Capitol Hill.

More: bit.ly/2MH83Uv
Complex's tweet image. Breaking: The National Guard is being deployed in Washington D.C. after rioters storm Capitol Hill.

More: bit.ly/2MH83Uv


Bless. 💖💖💖

We actually hired a “freelance brand invigorator” named Alexis Rose.



Oh dear lawd, it just gets weirder. 😅


Feelin that 2020 spooky loungewear. @MeUndies

VBathsalt's tweet image. Feelin that 2020 spooky loungewear. @MeUndies

Daddy Murphy’s will make you a nice TOTALLY NOT CURSED Jack-O-Pizza, they said. WHAT A DEAL, they said. Expectation vs The Haunted Reality 🍕🎃👻👹🍕 Thanks for the tasty nightmares, @papamurphys . #daddymurphys #papamurphys #jackopizza #hauntedfood #pizza #vs #Spooktober

VBathsalt's tweet image. Daddy Murphy’s will make you a nice TOTALLY NOT CURSED Jack-O-Pizza, they said.  WHAT A DEAL, they said. 

Expectation vs The Haunted Reality
🍕🎃👻👹🍕

Thanks for the tasty nightmares, @papamurphys .

#daddymurphys #papamurphys #jackopizza #hauntedfood #pizza #vs #Spooktober
VBathsalt's tweet image. Daddy Murphy’s will make you a nice TOTALLY NOT CURSED Jack-O-Pizza, they said.  WHAT A DEAL, they said. 

Expectation vs The Haunted Reality
🍕🎃👻👹🍕

Thanks for the tasty nightmares, @papamurphys .

#daddymurphys #papamurphys #jackopizza #hauntedfood #pizza #vs #Spooktober

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