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Watching you chase a dream you can no longer have bc you chose to create a nightmare.
I just had a great invention/idea. When the tornado sirens are going off- they should do a quick 1-2 whoop whoop so you know the immediate threat is over and not that the tornado took the sirens bc idk which is happening.
long shot but if a boy just asked you to pick him up from jfk airport today (jetblue flight from raleigh) HE CHEATED ON YOU THIS WEEKEND HE IS BRAGGING ABOUT IT IN THE SEAT BEHIND ME ON THIS PLANE
What’s the name for the phenomenon where “delete” is fake unless it’s an accident?
people who open their blinds in the morning and close them at night really got it together
“you’re going to become a cat lady living all alone in a book-filled apartment” is such a weird insult, like when a witch tries to curse you and accidentally gives you the life of your dreams. oh nooo not the cats and the books, how will I ever manage
I spend far too much time trying to devise ways to manipulate myself.
Spent my whole life observing and making myself be whatever wouldn’t rock the boat. My advice: rock the fucking boat.
Will you love my demons too?
Employers who clock you out for lunch automatically, even when you don’t take a lunch, are stealing from you and breaking multiple laws.
Got some bad news regarding my position in relation to the universe’s center.
I just bought 48 dollars worth of groceries for 92 dollars.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: If the punishment for breaking a law is a fine, then that law only exists for the poor.
An anxiety disorder looks like going through airport security and seeing that there is a drug-sniffing dog and thinking to yourself "DO I have cocaine in my bag??" even though you've never actually seen cocaine in real life.
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