Professor Longbrain
@OneLineAdvice
Blowing queefs of knowledge one twit at a time.
Advice for February 26, 2010: If you abort a baby this weekend, at least try to make sure it's your own.
Advice for February 25, 2010: If you've been accused of sexual harrassment, you're either ugly, weird, or ugly and weird.
Advice for February 23, 2010: Maybe she needs a reminder that this mac and cheese ain't gonna cook itself.
Advice for February 22, 2010: Fuck em, mess with Texas all you want.
Advice for February 12, 2010: Slap Rachel Ray in the face.
Advice for Febraury 11, 2010: Ugh, act your age not your boob size.
Advice for February 10, 2010: Don't piss on the moon.
Advice for February 5, 2010: Eat something, will ya?!
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