Tweet Tit
@Tweettit
SEO Expert. Social Media Evangelist. Tweet Constultant. Event Coordinator. Passoinate about tortillas.
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sometimes when no one is looking, i like to lie about being invited places just so ppl think im more important than i am. heeehee teeeheee
going to spend my evening doing top secret things. with top secret people. where we stroke each other's top secret egos.
my life is so much better than yours. i mean really. i have everything. don't hate me because i'm #awesome09
ppl love it when u RT everything anyone ever says about u and ur girlfriend. srsly. do it. ppl totes care that much about u & ur relationshp
ppl doing green avatars is so pointless. surely its not making money. like what can twitter do for awareness. pshaw.
in conversation, give ur blog the cute nickname of "OMFG.com", even tho the actual URL is "ohmyflockinggarbage.com". v clever & v web.50
giving your blog the title of "YOURNAME.com" when its URL is actually "YOURNAME.tv" is v clever. no one will know the .com wasn't avail.
my expert tweet consultant opinion: ppl need to lay of the caffeine, the hashtags, the links to their dumb projects & the !! this AM. srsly
been up since 4am working on my super secret project so u can wipe those smug "yawn i'm up at 6...again!" tweets right off your face. i win.
twittering and blogging when u have missed deadlines for work looks v responsible. ur boss won't notice or anything!
i find it really sexy when women in their late 20s talk like they're 2 years old and in the third person at the same time.. <3 it!!!!
pleased i can use twitter to piece together all the wacky thingz i do when drunk. hah. i'm hilarious.
not only can I coordinate events & give expert advice on tweeting but i can also code in html in blogger templates. my diversity is extreme
RT things ppl say about politics and world events. it makes u look like u care & understand the issue at hand, even when u clearly don't.
laughing and smiling and giggling and hugging myself for exciting special secret reasons. can't tell u so plz don't ask. srsly.
thinking of watching a marathon of the wire, ashes to ashes, the west wing, & battlestar galactica. maybe i'll live tweet the whole thing.
treating self to homemade sausage toad & shepherd's pie, homemade fairy cakes and a pitcher of mojitos. i deserve it after the week ive had
There is a clause in twitter's terms of use that states if u say anything positive about microsoft or windows that u will be shot on site.
stretched out in sunbeam w/ cat The BF Wired US & UK, my iphone my laptop my wii my PSP my flip video & cream tea. best. geek. day. evah.
y do all of u even care about your bloody facebook URL?? sure i got up at 6 to claim mine, but it was in the name of personal branding.
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