Banshee The Cat
@OneSnackMind
Since I am so pretty and smart and a very good kitty, my Daddy let me have my very own twitter account so I can share my adventures! Coming soon: audio skits!
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Daddy! My mouse isn't working! It's sluggish, and squishy and pphheeww, starting to smell something awful! <Ppuurr>
Give me a S! Give me a N! Give me an A! Give me a C! Give me a K! Give me a Y! Give me Snackies! <Ppuurr>
I know my Daddy is blind but it's so fun hiding from him! Hey Daddy, I'm right here, no right here! <Ppuurr>
It's so cool having a blind Daddy! I can get away with so much! <Ppuurr>
Cats out there: If you're happy, clap your paws. If you're hungry go wake someone up! <Ppuurr>
I told Daddy he could give me a bath. He said no thanks, he didn't want any hairballs. Isn't he Funny?! <Ppuurr>
Uh-oh. Daddy's cutting up his credit card and... oh! Now he's cutting the phone line! Oooops. <Pout>
Dominos Pizza: "Yes I'll have a large, no make that extra large SNACKY pizza. Charge it to my Daddy's credit card thank you!" <Ppuurr>
Daddy needs to get me a new keyboard! This one is hard to type on with my little paws. <Ppuurr>
Daddy says no more dry food for me! Read why: catinfo.org He wants me to be a very healthy cat! <Ppuurr>
Taking donations to by my Daddy a new watch. He's late feeding me my snackies, again! <Pout>
My Daddy says that my blue eyes GLITTER when I am on TWITTER. His smile is BITTER when he's changing my LITTER. <Ppuurr>
I don't follow people, I stalk them. After all, I'm a cat! <Ppuurr>
Hhmm. Should I wake Daddy up? I need my snackies. Time for the tongue in the ear trick!
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