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Mutation Comedy Audio Theater

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👻🐿️🍺🥋🎸🎤🎧🎙️💻🇺🇸 Makers of Comedy. Spoken Word. Theater of the Mind. Episodes on YouTube. Link below.

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Our comedy will make you cough up your fish bit.ly/LdzUE7


The Malarians swept up from South America and took out the mound dwelling natives. The Malarian's had better weapons and great mustaches.


Listen to episodes of: Team Mutation, Of Chemical Bondage (OCB) & more from Americans weened on the BBC. http://www.teammutation.com #Comedy


#ninjamoves befriend local paranoids & convince them that your enemy is the local arm of the illuminati. End standing tall, arms crossed.


I ask them for a quarter, and if they don't give me one, I report that they threatened me with "no quarter." yeah.


#newdic Placate: (1) To cross-dress: "Once johnny, now placated into Hilda Mount!" (2) To take a sedative.


Mutation Comedy Audio Theater reposted

In great power lies great responsibility. (Kungfu Hustle) #StephenChow


BTW, has everyone seen "God of Cookery' by Stephen Chow? It's a great comedy in my opinion. #StephenChow


#newdic Armoire: (1) a large arm wrestling tournament


Feel free to contribute to #newdic (:o}{<>=NEWDIC: Throw away Webster & just like Samuel Johnson - I bid you new text! {nonAP Press 2010})


#newdic Death Warrant (1) being born (2) a 2000's Japanese 'Warrant' Death Metal fusion cover band.


#newdic libations: (1) Drinking to be happy (2) an obscure arizona law that sanctions the liberation of Mexican fugitives from the state.


*clears throat* girls just want to have fun? Empirically speaking they tend to want to stifle ongoing jubilance. only joking:o #browbeat :o


*Speaking outloud* "Call me Ishmael. I fell from the sky to become obsessed with a leviathan. Oh, hi honey... no, not you!"


Strange to say it but I want to publish a book that is constructed like Rollins 'Black Coffee Blues.' Like a Comedy variety show. #publish


Anyone know a non-agent friendly comedy book publisher? #publishing #comedybooks


MincedWitchcraft=common men practicing philosophy or thinking they can write screenplays for daytime television. www.teammutation.com


New sketch comedy audio episode 'Minced Witchcraft.' Listen here: http://teammutation.com/team-mutation-podcast/minced-witchcraft/


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