Line of The Day
@One_Line
Twitter's official unofficial line of the day. Yours could be next... it probably won't be, but hey, maybe.
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If they really want to end the war in Afghanistan, they should put it on Friday nights on Fox.
RT @Zaius13 I went to the church pot luck, but I don't think anything actually had pot in it except for the brownies I brought.
My three year old just brought me a beer without me even asking, which TOTALLY makes up for the prior 1205 days that he didn't.
RT @navanax I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas.
RT @badbanana Swine flu won't really hit home with me until Magic Johnson gets it.
RT @baileygenine Oh my god this is such a horrible picture of me, hold on while I post it on every social website with that as the caption.
One thing I will say for camping, it makes you appreciate the years of human adaptation it took to ensure that we never have to go camping.
RT @MODAT It's all fun and games until Catwoman uses your dick as a scratching post.
I like to dress up like a Domino's delivery guy and go into Pizza Hut during peak, and pretend to deliver pizza to the workers.
RT @theduty no, ma'am. I'm not stalking you. I'm just watching you. ...always.
RT @justinjewell Saturday night's alright for fighting. Sunday afternoon's alright for dressing open wounds and finding wallet.
RT @GPappalardo When getting out of my truck after lunch, I like to be pulling my pants up, so people think I made the most of my time.
WPLR is doing a radiothon for the Tommy Fund [helps kids w/ cancer] Call 877-87-TOMMY or http://wplr.com/radiothon/ & Please RT!!!
RT @srslainey My cousin built a motorcycle. He used to eat toothpaste.
RT @thedayhascome I can't believe I was late for work tomorrow.
RT @Zaius13 I only wear hats that I'm certain would hold ALL of my vomit. I'll never be embarrased by low volume caps and beenies again.
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