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The way the WRITERS intended. Before the STUDIOS ruined them.
TPB VIZZINI: No more rhyming, I mean it! FEZZIK: Anybody want a peanut? [VIZZINI throws acid on FEZZIK.] VIZZINI: Next time, it's your face!
TPB WESTLEY: Death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it for a while. BUTTERCUP: I will never doubt again. [BUTTERCUP disrobes]
TPB WESTLEY: Give us the gate key YELLIN: I have no gate key INIGO: Fezzik, tear his arms off [FEZZIK tears off YELLIN's arms]
The Princess Bride TPB was originally intended as a "Hard R" adaptation of the book with gore, violence, sex and graphic nudity.
Die Hard VRESKI: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. MCCLANE: Don't read much Balko, do you? [Shoots Vreski in face]
Die Hard HANS: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy? MCCLANE: At least I'm havin' a rootin' tootin' time, jerkface!
Die Hard HANS: When they touch down, blow the roof. They'll spend a month sifting through the rubble and all the Swatches will be ours.
Die Hard Was meant to take place in a mall, with a teen protagonist. Heavily re-written after Kirk Cameron dropped and Willis came on.
Resevoir Dogs "Ms. Peuce" was written as a psychic that had elaborate mind battles w/ Mr. Pink, but was deemed too expensive by the studio.
Resevoir Dogs: MR. BLONDE: Are you gonna hang around all day little sloth, or are you going to sloth claw someone's eyes out?
Resevoir Dogs QT originally wanted to use Dream Theater's 9:32 epic "Metropolis Pt. 1" during the ear cutting scene.
Casino: ACE: In the casino, the cardinal rule is push the specials. And premium liquor. Gambling's OK, but the real cash is food and drink.
Casino: NICKY: For two days and nights, we beat the hell out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck Lego in his shoes.
Casino ACE: You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. A rabid bat. And throws it at you and you get rabies.
Blade Runner: RACHAEL: Do you like our owl? DECKARD: Is it artificial? RACHAEL: Of course it is. DECKARD: Nice hooter.
Blade Runner: GAFF: It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who cares?
Blade Runner: BATTY: All those moments will be lost in time, like farts in wind...
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