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@PLJello
Hello my name is Peter Lemon Jello, I'm here to inform you that your house is on fire.
The first person to call you a jerk is probably just jealous, but the hundredth may be on to something.
Can't wait to go back in time just to let people know that in the future everyone uses telephones to take pictures of food.
For anyone who says they can see the future...try this. chzb.gr/11jJ63x
Was your career choice affected by watching Star Trek? Tell me about it. I want to know. MBB williamshatner.com/ws/was-your-ca…
Hey! Uncle Sam! Veteran's Administration! DO BETTER! End this ridiculous backlog and start making good on your promise.
"Hey you know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat, let's add an extra slice of bread?" - Inventor of club sandwich
The 16 Best Jokes by President Obama and @ConanOBrien from the 2013 WHCD: ow.ly/kxV63
Shots of Brasilia underconstruction #architectureporn, laboiteverte.fr/la-constructio… via @LaBoiteVerte
The best thing about atheists is they never blame Me.
“Within hours of the launch, HarvardConnection had taken our college by storm.” – Tyler Winklevoss onion.com/ZGdZON
Epic Maakies: “@tonymillionaire: HOW TO EAT FOOD. maakies.com/?p=1498”
.@peta heyyy I wanted to share this great recipe for lentil soup I think you'll love it
My favorite part of the story of Genesis is the way they regrouped after Peter Gabriel left.
Is it necessary for every office-building stairwell to look like a Law & Order crime scene?
First preseason game in my new soccer league...I may not be the best player on the team but I'm definitely the oldest.
Ashamed Student Affairs Committee Reveals There Aren't Any Awesome Events Happening On Campus This Weekend onion.com/YIwbUt
Week In Review | Supreme Court Overturns Roe V. Wade While Nobody Paying Attention onion.com/10kYENc
@JuddApatow Imagine how much fun it would be if it was televised and you could watch Justice Thomas not asking questions.
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