PaddedCube's profile picture. Random & inappropriate mutterings from coworkers (sometimes said in triplicate). To sanitize my mind & salvage a bit of sanity, I empty the crazy here.

Padded Cube

@PaddedCube

Random & inappropriate mutterings from coworkers (sometimes said in triplicate). To sanitize my mind & salvage a bit of sanity, I empty the crazy here.

The process will protect us.


"Can you make the wireframes less wiry?"


"A helmet is needed to navigate the universe."


"Oh no it's snowing. I heard we're supposed to get like 1 inch" "Ohmygawd that's so much". #truestory #sorryboston #facepalm


"There are many cooks in the kitchen, but no ones cutting up the onions." #confused


We're not just doing AB testing, we're doing ABCD testing. More letters = more fun. #paddedcude #testingcanbefun


"Let's use smugglers"


"It's going to go all vulture up in this world." #giveemthebird


"She's coming home late so I have to cook my own dinner. Can you believe that shit?" #leaveittobeaver #darkages


"What the FUN does all this mean?" #WTF #squeakyclean


"I meditated for like FIVE whole minutes." #youredoingitwrong #buddha


"I might talk loud enough to override the mute button OR they can hear me up in Canada. It's not that far." #northernneighbors #paddedcube


"I don't know about your people, but all of my people are in agreement." #littlepeople #paddedcube


"I just realized, I need therapy. I have post-traumatic stress disorder from all of this stupidity." #officetherapy #paddedcube


"I could be so much more productive." #whatyoudontsayatwork


"I don't even know what that is. That's going in the WTF bucket." #wtf #bucket?


"He's not going to change, you're not going to change, nothing's going to change unless something changes." #Change #mastersoftheobvious


"I think we need a lesson in AOR and how you swing your own AOR dick." #agencylife #thoughtvomit


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